smokem's blog post - need a little cheer!

Saturday, August 11, 2007, 1:00:23 PM

Someone make me happy today, please. Been kind of a crappy week for me. Need a little cheering up. Any funny stories out there someone can write me, or a funny joke, or any of yall guys want to be with me, or love me, or do anything "tacky " with me, just let me know. .....Dianna... Especially any good looking cowboys out there! Cowboy Up!!!

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WT210 on 12-Aug-07 16:09:25

Hey smoke went to the lake yesterday..and thought bout u the whole time..wink...Had a great time was just missing u...Perk up hun...always tomorrow things change all the time..be in Dallas tues and wed..come on up..got a room all to myself..at a swank place..waiting for ya..xoxoxox

justOK on 13-Aug-07 23:52:15

> > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
> > with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through
> > the entrance.
> >
> >
> >
> > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome
> to
> > Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
> > ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
> > would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
> > just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and
> > thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

justOK on 14-Aug-07 0:05:55

best one I got...

go's like this...

A guy stop short come up to a stop sine and I ran in to the back of him...when he jump out I seen that he was a dwarf...

as he walked up to me he said "I'm not happy!!!"..that when I said " Then which one are you?"