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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book.
My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!!
Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name.
I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!!
Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha.
What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ...........
what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid?
If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out!
Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance!
**O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O**
I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask.
Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!!
All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao.
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If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort.
Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ......
Take care out there, blessed be. xx
I've spent some time this morning looking at over a decade's worth of my photos and the comments that have been left on them. All I can say is THANK YOU! Thank you for being insanely generous with your compliments and your encouragement. This old gal is feeling very blessed by all the goodwill that has been sent her way over the years. The NN community is a remarkable one indeed, with strangers offering words of encouragement or a shoulder to lean on when needed, or a darned good laugh over the silliest thing. Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to leave me a comment or a message, every single one has been appreciated. Thank you just for being there and for being you. NN you're the best.
"No, thank you, hon, for letting us perve all these yrs and giving us all a thrill. You also have wrote some great blogs letting us keep in touch with things going on in your life. We appreciate all you've done for the site"- chargingram
Friday, December 11, 2020, 1:23:12 PM- Christmas wish
Well, it's been quite a year for us all! We've all had to make changes to the way we live due to Covid 19. Some of us have dealt with it better than others. Some of us have lost loved ones and some of us have lost close friends. Hopefully, now that a vaccine has been developed, this terrible disease will be beaten. My Christmas wish for everyone throughout the world is good health, peace, love and prosperity. My Christmas wish for myself is for true love to come into my life, to be accepted for the person that I am, without being lied to, cheated on and beaten up.
Friday, November 24, 2017, 12:21:49 PM- Good news!
With regard to the positive mammogram, after having a biopsy, everything is benign, so that's bloody fantastic news! I've now been referred for gene testing though because of my family history. Will probably find out that I've got alien dna, hahaha. I'm off up to Edinburgh on Thursday to see my children. Have decided to drive up dressed as and Elf .... just because I can and I'm losing the plot. When I get back I'm doing my sponsored head shave. It's far too cold in Scotland to go up there all bald. I'd be in a permanent state of head freeze! I've already put up the outdoor Christmas lights, which look very festive, but I'm waiting until I get back to put up all the indoor stuff. There are only so many hours in a day and I've got far too much to do before my trip up north. I'm still slowly losing weight. I've had to get all my "slim" clothes out of the attic and some of those are too big! I've already got two suitcases of clothes to sell on ebay and after Christmas I'll probably have 2 more!! The only problem with having bariatric surgery is that you are left with saggy skin and it doesn't seem to matter how much you exercise, it just doesn't tone up. All this translates into me doing a pretty good impression of a bloodhound, hahaha. Anyways, I hope that all my friends across the pond had a great Thanksgiving and I hope that everyone has a great time over the festive period. xx
"I too would love to see your metamorphosis documented in photographs. I know there is a beautiful butterfly in there. I am willing to wait, and behold any thing that is really you."- nortonthewhiz
Monday, October 23, 2017, 10:14:08 AM- A whole new set of challenges
Well, the good news is that I've now lost a total of 4 stone (25.5 kilos/56 lbs). The bad news is that on Friday I received a letter from the hospital to tell me that I've had a positive mammogram with defined dark areas, so I'm back in hospital on the 27th to have further tests. I've also been peeing blood all weekend so I'm dealing with that today. On a better note, I'm having a sponsored head shave in December in aid of Children in Need. Yep, the long locks are coming off ..... for a very worthwhile cause! Whatever happens regarding the hospital ..... you all know that I'm far too stubborn and bloody minded to give in. I'm already a C survivor and if I can do it once, I can do it again xx
"Prayers and healing thoughts for you."- Be4andAfter
Monday, August 28, 2017, 8:21:05 PM- The NHS is a flipping joke!
So, this morning, my other half phones RCH Treliske, to see about me going in today, and they have no record of me being on St Mawes Unit on Friday night, even though I was given blood tests and sent for CT scans and seen by a junior doctor! When the results of those tests came back, just before midnight on Friday, I was seen by another doctor who told me that if I wanted to sign myself out, I should come back on Monday if my symptoms persisted, so that they could get a camera down my throat to see what's going on! After speaking to the Staff Nurse on St Mawes Unit this morning it transpires that their lounge is closed until Tuesday morning and nobody would be able to see me until then! What a shambles!! In the meantime, I'm in absolute agony and hardly able to consume water, let alone anything nutritious. The moral of this story? Don't get sick in Cornwall, especially at weekends, doubly so on Bank Holidays because nobody gives a flying fig!!
"Gone quiet since your August bank holiday hospital nonsense. I'm beginning to wonder how wise/naive I was to come and live west of the Tamar a couple of years ago.
But far more importantly, how are you doing now?
Did the 'round the gardens in nylons' photo-shoot herald the world-wide modelling contracts you so clearly deserve?
On the subject of one of your earlier blogs about possibly needing skin-tucks with then prospective surgery, I've got plenty of super-glue here. We coukd have a fun time fixing you up with customised on-board handy pockets for all the things we can't remember where we last put 'em - specs, house keys, box of matches, the other half....
We could be either very artistic (and win some half-baked art award for the 'installation', or we could be inspiringly methodical, organising them for size, frequency of use (sorry parner, but the view could be good from there!), and eae of access. My mind is boggling, the body just worried - I don't seem to ever out on weight. Maybe, give up sex?
No-o-o, don't think so....
If you can't be glugging, keep giggling X"- Maxlix
Saturday, August 26, 2017, 3:18:47 PM- And back again!
I came home around midnight last night because there was nothing they could do until the bariatric team are back in on Monday. I signed myself out on condition that I went back. The CT scans that they did do show that I haven't ruptured the internal stitches and staples where they made my stomach smaller and re-plumbed me, so that's good. However, I have to go back on Monday morning for an MRI scan and a camera down my throat to see if there's a narrowing of my oesophageal join. They seem to think that's a strong possibility. My blood tests show that I'm starting to dehydrate and have slightly reduced kidney function so I must try to keep hydrated at all times. Not easy when you find swallowing anything, even water, painful. Ah well, I'll just have to wait until they do more tests on Monday. In the meantime, I'm baking to keep myself occupied. I can't eat what I'm making but it sure smells good 😁
Thursday, August 24, 2017, 10:08:37 AM- Getting there!
It's Thursday, 2 weeks post op and I'm getting there. I still have a bit of pain around the incision sites and under my left boob but I'm in control of it, it's not in control of me! All but one of my dressings are off now, which is a relief as they made me itch like fury. I've finished all of my anticoagulant injections so the bruising is starting to calm down now too. Altogether, I'm in a much better place than I was when I came home from hospital, and so far I've lost 34 lbs. Don't worry, I'm not going to fade away, I enjoy my food far too much to do that
Saturday, day 3, post op, and the pain is excruciating. Now that all the morphine has worn off, I'm feeling like hell on earth. I've changed my dressings today and managed to have a shower, which has perked me up considerably, but the pain is consuming. They don't tell you just how painful it's going to be afterwards, that you won't be able to lay down for a week, that you have to give yourself anticoagulant injections into the stomach every day for ten days, that your legs will feel like lead weights!! They discharge you far too soon too. I was in hospital for a little over 24 hours!! Anyways, in the words of Jane Fonda "no pain, no gain".
"hope things ar eimproving and you are feeling better miss your pics and your posts hope you are soon back posring weith your old pics up again they are great"- balhannah1
Thursday, August 10, 2017, 12:56:30 PM- And back home again!!
The procedure went well yesterday, although it was delayed by several hours. They had problems waking me up afterwards, as expected, I've always had a problem with general anaesthetic!
Back on the ward, I wasn't allowed to sleep, I was encouraged to start moving about straight away. Apparently this lessens your chance of having a thrombotic incident, as do the super, sexy, white, surgical stockings that I have to wear. Anyway, the long and the short of it adds up to no sleep since Tuesday! I am dead on my feet but have been told that I mustn't go to bed when I get home, oh no, I have to go for a walk!
Well, I'm at home now and I've had my ramble around the garden in my stockings and nightgown. Now I'm going to get some pain relief. I kid you not, childbirth was less painful than this procedure, and I didn't have any pain relief for that!!
"Glad to hear your ordeal is done. Now that you have practiced for the sexy stocking photo shoot the real thing should be easier. LOL Get some rest."- nortonthewhiz
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