I know people are excited about being on vacation. (holiday)
But, please bring your civility with you!
It's not the checkout person's fault that prices are higher here than back home. (do you always buy crab legs and shrimp back in podunkville?)
Yep, our liquor is higher priced than most places, (it's the Bible belt, dummie)
What part of check-in time is 3 pm., don't you understand?
More so, what part of the latest check out time is 11 am., don't you understand?
The people at the FRONT desk have to call your lazy ass if you haven't checked out by 11. And if you don't answer the phone, you are going to get a visit from a pissed off security person cause they had to leave their coffee and doughnuts to come kick your ass out.
The people at the front desk don't clean the units! So stop calling them every 10 minutes to see if your unit is clean! If you get there before 3 and it's not ready, LEAVE! Go somewhere and get out of the fucking lobby. If it's after 3 and your unit is not ready you can thank the lazy fucker who didn't get out on time. Do not insult the front desk person that your unit isn't ready. They have a tendency to overlook that it is ready when it is ready just to piss you off more. Want a refund, call the number you made the reservation with, not the front desk person. Their not authorized to give a refund. And good luck with getting a refund. lol
Do NOT take the whole car full to the grocery store. Geezz, remember people LIVE here. We're not on vacation and it's our fucking grocery store year round! And don't ask me where anything is in the store, cause I'll give you the wrong directions if there is a car full with you. By your self or maybe one other, I'll give you the right directions. If your a 10, I'll take you to it!
Yep, I've had enough of uncivil, boorish, rude tourist.
Hell, I'm ready for the snowbirds, NOT!
Rant over, at ease!
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