spunky4u's blog post - Stimulis Checks

The importance of yard sales
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a question and answer format:
Question: what is an economic stimulus payment?
Answer: it is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Question: where does the government get the money for this program?
Answer: from taxpayers.
Question: so the government is giving me back my own money?
Answer: only a smidgen of it.
Question: what is the purpose of this payment?
Answer: the plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set the stimulating the economy.
Question: what is it that stimulating the economy of China?
Answer: shut up.
Below are some helpful pieces of advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend your stimulus check at Walmart, the money will go to China or Sira Lanka.
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.
If you purchase a fuel-efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
If you pay off your credit card, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it in offshore accounts.
Instead keep the money in America by:
1) spending it at a yard sale or
2) Going to a ball game or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) beer, or
5) tattoos
(these are the only American businesses still operating in the USA)
Conclusion:
Go to the ball park with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!