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well where to start. i hate writing these things. i'm big on spelling, but bad with capitals. i babble when i'm nervous. i'm generally shy until i get to know someone irl, but being online makes it easier to be less shy. i'm single and have been since the last long term. that went for so long that i needed a break afterwards, but now i'm starting to remember that i used to enjoy taking photos, and used to enjoy sex, and really i should be out there doing more of it :) i'm primarily a geek. techo/hacker to be more descriptive. these days i'm old (well feel it) and try to be a hermit though i seem to go out more often than a hermit should.if i go out, its typically to drink cocktails, or maybe a movie, or food. art galleries and bars are also popular attractions. i tend to eat out a bit as i’m a rotten cook. i’m told i look and act younger than my age, which is kinda good but also makes me feel a bit lecherous when it’s some younger girl who’s said that to me when guessing my ages as much younger. perhaps they’re being polite. i live close to the city, work with computers, and spend a lot of my spare time on them or fixing other peoples. i play on the xbox a bit too, especially now the weathers getting colder. i'm looking for ppl to interact with, people that know how to type and aren't afraid to, people that like to watch cam and use their cams, though the power of text is pretty amazing too. in my perfect world, someone to occasionally have rl sex with would be great. if it developed i wouldn’t particularly object, but i'm not that keen to get serious right away. i like to think i'm a nice guy. i'm very respectful and laid-back. i'm big on no stress and live life slowly without rushing. all the ex's have always considered me a freak in the bedroom, but i've been using the internet for too long and i know i'm actually pretty tame. i'm a bit scatter brained and absent minded, but i have an excellent knowledge of random trivial crap. i'm a big believer in karma and trying to be nice to everyone. life's too short to be mad all the time. i get on well with animals and kids and play well with most others. i'm pretty open and accepting of others life styles and choices - i believe in live and let live, and do what thou wilt, but don't bother me (or others) while you do it. any other questions i'd be happy to answer them. just ask.

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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Collingwood, Victoria, Australia
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

the.dude's best photos

My Current Status

bored in narrogin still.

Interests

Computers / Internet
Music
Shopping
um... taking photos
sex
pr0n
networks/routers/switches and other geeky stuff
staying up late at night
socialising
420
alcohol
cocktails
sneakers
tshirt design
stickers

Zodiac

Pisces

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieMatrix, Hackers, Scarface
Bookmostly read nonfiction
AuthorArthur C Clarke, Issac Assimov, Mark Brandon Read,
BandRap, Trance, KLF, most everything really
Pastimesex
Drinkcocktails, rum, vodka, franjelico, tequila
Sportnot into team sports. skateboarding
Foodchilli, pancakes, fried icecream
TV Showrarely watch tv unless its been downloaded
Thingipod
Sex positiondoggy or her on top

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Computer related / Hardware
Job Role:
Technical

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Butt
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
5" (12.7cm)
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Socially
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
Other
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
alleyways, her parents bed,

Self Description

What makes me happy when everyone is happy, tim-tams.
What makes me sad when i do something wrong without intending to
What makes me mad people being rude for no reason
My bad habits being late, absent mindedness, babbling when nervous

My Final Thought

If you pay me enough...

i'd probably consider anything the.dude

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