Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government
> official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years.
> You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've
> seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
>
> The Chief nodded in agreement.
>
> The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in
> your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
>
> The Chief stared at the government official for over a
> minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land,
> Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo,
> Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine
> man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All
> night having sex.'
>
> Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb
> enough to think he can improve system like that.'
>
> Chief Paul Lone Eagle |