the_tom_cat's blog post - Happy New Year!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008, 2:58:43 PM

Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...


And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...



1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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Sphynx_Lady on 31-Dec-08 15:16:52

10. LOL done that cucumbers.
9. We I've squatted over a hand-held mirror but not for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. It is possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Yep I have no need to rearrange my crotch.
5. Yeah..been picked up in bar 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time, not sure is that is a good thing though.
4. Oh yeah I can have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more and I love it..
3. Well going gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video has never even crossed my mind. Why?
2. When I was younger I did pray for breasts, must have worked I got them.

Ahh the G spot..insert hand palm up, roll fingers up you will feel tissue that is not as smooth as the surrounding tissue..that is it my friend.....LOL if that doesn't work, just put your whole damn hand in even the clumsiest of men can help but hit it then....

kassie... on 31-Dec-08 19:34:00
LOL!! happy new year babe :)) xxx