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1. If you have no photos on this site we wont accept your friends request. We will deny it and block you. 2. If you decide to follow us but have no pics on this site we will block you. 3. Post some god damn pics. It ain't fucking hard to do. 4. Remember 1 2 & 3 if you want to keep viewing our pics. 5. Winter in SA is fucking cold at the moment. Rain, fog, dark clouds. Depressing. 6. We're listening to Pink Floyd whilst having a red wine and some nice cheeses. 7. Boobs. 8. There is no evidence that god exists, or anything supernatural or ghost like for that matter. 9. That being the case you should be Atheist instead of an idiot. 10. Praying does sweet fuck all. Just stop it. 11. We own four cars and a motorbike between the two of us. 12. One of our cars is a 2002 Subaru WRX STi, modified to produce 570 hp. 13. It's a fucking fast racing car and almost impossible to drive on the road. 14. Most of the time anything posted in status by us is just un-serious shit and nothing to get angry at. 15. But because you're an old man from the Southern States of America you'll have no sense of humour and you'll get angry 16. If this is indeed you - Pull ya head in, it's not a serious post! 17 Time for bed.

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  • 57 years old
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About Me

I am:
Couple
Location:
South Australia, Australia
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married
Children:
Independent

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My Current Status

Ugh. One of our employees can't work tomorrow. Five hour driving a bus to the outback and back. I really don't wanna cover for him but might not be able to get someone else. Ugh ugh, fkn ugh. Blah

Interests

Mountaineering
Religion

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

A New Friend

My Favourites

Moviestripes
Actor / ActressBill Murray
BookApache
AuthorNigel Furrow
BandDire Straits
SongPortobello Belle
PastimeDon't have one, future time is more us
DrinkIced Coffee
SportF1
FoodA Sandwich
TV ShowWestWorld
ThingThe bake n shake
Sex positionThose that dont hurt, we're getting old.

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:
Management

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Apple
Weight:
216lbs (15st 6lbs) (98kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:
Belly Button
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
3 - 5 Visible
Piercings:
Ears
Penis Length:
5.8" (14.8cm)
Penis Girth:
3.9" (10cm)
Circumcised:
Yes
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
F
Bust:
Waist:
Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
Clownish / Silly
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Can't remember but it was awesome. No midgets involved

Self Description

What makes me happy Sunny days
What makes me sad Earth's population of idiots who try to run our lives.
What makes me mad Liars and scammers
My bad habits Forgetting important things due to something that I can't think of right now.

My Final Thought

If I was a millionaire...

LOL... The bank account just ticked over to seven figures and we're not going to do what we said we'd do. theroyalcouple

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