theroyalcouple

AU age 57
Joined 8 years ago
Last login 15 hours ago
1. If you have no photos on this site we wont accept your friends request. We will deny it and block you. 2. If you decide to follow us but have no pics on this site we will block you. 3. Post some god damn pics. It ain't fucking hard to do. 4. Remember 1 2 & 3 if you want to keep viewing our pics. 5. Winter in SA is fucking cold at the moment. Rain, fog, dark clouds. Depressing. 6. We're listening to Pink Floyd whilst having a red wine and some nice cheeses. 7. Boobs. 8. There is no evidence that god exists, or anything supernatural or ghost like for that matter. 9. That being the case you should be Atheist instead of an idiot. 10. Praying does sweet fuck all. Just stop it. 11. We own four cars and a motorbike between the two of us. 12. One of our cars is a 2002 Subaru WRX STi, modified to produce 570 hp. 13. It's a fucking fast racing car and almost impossible to drive on the road. 14. Most of the time anything posted in status by us is just un-serious shit and nothing to get angry at. 15. But because you're an old man from the Southern States of America you'll have no sense of humour and you'll get angry 16. If this is indeed you - Pull ya head in, it's not a serious post! 17 Time for bed.
theroyalcouple's last Status Update
Peeps of our little NN status clique: If I post a YouTube of me in my band singing a great song, would you watch it? It's an old vid of dodgy quality though. 🙂
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Couple
Age:57
Sexual Preference:Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:No one at the moment
Marital Status:Married
Children:Independent
Member Since:13-Mar-16
Last Logged In:26-Jul-24
Location:South Australia, Australia
About theroyalcouple
Star Sign:
Is Following:You
Is Looking For:A New Friend
Interests:Mountaineering, Religion
Other:
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Body Shape:Apple
Height:5' 11" (180cm)
Weight:216lbs (15st 6lbs) (98kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:Belly Button
Pubic Hair:Shaven
Tatoos:3 - 5 Visible
Piercings:Ears
Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:Management
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Atheist
Sense Humour:Clownish / Silly
Social Style:Meet people easily
Personality:One of the guys or girls
Libido:Average
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Can't remember but it was awesome. No midgets involved
Favourites
Movie:stripes
Actor/Actress:Bill Murray
Book:Apache
Author:Nigel Furrow
Song:Portobello Belle
Band:Dire Straits
TV Show:WestWorld
Sport:F1
Drink:Iced Coffee
Food:A Sandwich
Pastime:Don't have one, future time is more us
Thing:The bake n shake
Sex Position:Those that dont hurt, we're getting old.
Person I'd like to Fuck:We already have but can't say who. Is on TV, radio
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Sunny days
What Makes Me Sad:
Earth's population of idiots who try to run our lives.
What Makes Me Mad:
Liars and scammers
My Bad Habits:
Forgetting important things due to something that I can't think of right now.
My Final Thoughts:
If I was a millionaire...

LOL... The bank account just ticked over to seven figures and we're not going to do what we said we'd do.
Comments
AdeleGingerRaine : Thank you for the lovely comment on my butt pic 💋 😘 😗
(6 days ago)
Londoner27 : fantastic pics xx
(16 days ago)
Chelseagal80 : Ha ha I loved reading your bio and everything about you my kind of friends
(21 days ago)
risingmoonsunset : Thanks for commenting on my comp pic :) hope you guys are doing well ~rm
(41 days ago)
hornyfukcer : Thanks mrs rc
(88 days ago)
Gavin85 : Your profile made me laugh! :) Glad you like my butt Mrs RC!
(113 days ago)
mecookie : I appreciate you comment - the rubber band nake my dick super hard and cum harder . Sorry to hear you did not enjoy the post - l guess my fetish is not everyone cup of tea 🫣
(183 days ago)
surfybum : Thanks 🤙🤙.nothing serious ..still looking for a lady that wants to show herself to others .
(217 days ago)
surfybum : Enjoying your profile 😎
(217 days ago)
glatstar : Hey, hope you guys are having an amazing week <3 .
(353 days ago)
Growersproting : My naked smaller the normal size cock. And then growing to be a good one to make pussy cum
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : let's see yours!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : 💜😘
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : It’s the only decent part of my house :/
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : they aren't, though? just standing flat. i wear a 5.5 in US women's. Maybe use the luggage zipper for reference? not sure why you're inspecting my feet, anyway :P
(1 year ago)
carl_2021 : Fantastic gallery.. an incredible lady… can we chat?
(1 year ago)
Anal_Alani : Ferries 🤣 boats! Haha thanks for the comment, I meant Feeties!
(1 year ago)
firehandpump : Thanks for turning me on to the new panties website! Paul
(1 year ago)
MrMaxNawTee : Hi!, would love to be friends with you guys!! Let me know if interested!
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee : Smart woman :)
(2 years ago)
firehandpump : I love the photos of your very sexy beautiful curvy body and awesome tits and nipples
(2 years ago)
Profile last updated: 15-Jul-24