Short note today, have to catch up on my laundry and watching my nieghbor's dog shit in my yard...apathy is good. I work with a lady who has a speech impediment. I normally wouldn't make fun of her, but since it involves my name, I've got rights. My name is different and rhymes with 'DAY'(no, my name isn't 'Gay'..although I wish I could dress with more sense). So I'm in a meeting with my boss and a few other comrades, and she says 'Clit, do you want to go to lunch with us?'. How can one respond? Sure I wanted to go to lunch, but 'Clit'? WTF? So, I'm the office clit now. I guess in a way I was destined for it. I'm sensitive and don't get a lot of attention from others. (HA! Get it kids???!! Shit, I'm tired.) This is sadly a true story, I can't make this jive up, ask my mum. Off to watch the dog, take care, you're good people. | 
