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"Did you ever find out WTF "kickie" means? lol"
- clittylicker

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It means: Sassy, Cute, Snappy, Cool or Spiffy.

She is 61 years of age, forgive her. She thinks she is still living in the 60s.

I use words like: Okie Dokie, Spectaculus, Fantastical, Goober, Dork, Dweeb, Tard, Whacko and many others. I like the way others converse and share their verbage. Made up words or not, they get passed on and shared.

I especially enjoy discovering words from other countries. A few weeks back I learned what "a total spunk" meant. Who knew?

Of course, my take on it is that I LOVE THE SHOES....

LOS ANGELES (LALATE) – A strong California earthquake today 2012 has struck Fresno, San Jose, and sections of San Francisco’s Bay Area. The California earthquake today October 21, 2012 erupted at midnight and continued with aftershocks thereafter. The quake is one of the strongest to strike North California this fall.

Officials tell news that a 5.3 magnitude earthquake began in California at midnight. The quake, however, had virtually no depth. As a result the quake could be felt across the region. Officials tell news that the quake was only six miles below the earth’s surface

The quake was northwest of Bakersfield, southwest of Fresno, Clovis and Madera. The earthquake erupted in the region west of the 5 Freeway and east of Monterey, Salinas, Santa Cruz. It was also southeast of San Jose, Sunnyvale and Fremont. No reports of damage and injuries have yet to be detailed by local news.

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And what did I do thu it all? After saying "Cool, not so bad" I got up, got fully dressed (shoes too), then fell back asleep. Being the smart woman that I am, I didn't want to be naked if I had to evacuate.

He was so nice on the outside. Great conversationalist and outstanding humor.......but......I did not accept his invitation for another date. He kissed me goodnight at the truck and I went home.

No, it wasn't the lack of kissing correctly. It was his lack of skills when dealing with the Wait Staff. I won't abide belitting another person trying to make a living. As a matter of fact, I don't care for rude people at all. End of story.

Life goes on and so do I.

Since 2006 I have been on a total of 9 dates. It isn't that I don't get asked, I just don't feel like accepting very date invitation for the fun of it or to get a free meal. Sure all of the dates I have been asked out on would have been great, but why go just to get out of the house? I do get out of the house and can entertain myself quite nicely. Sure, talking and hanging out with someone is also good, but If I am not interested, then it makes for a bad time on both sides. I base saying no or yes my feelings and that is it.

I sincerely wanted to go out on all of the prior dates. Each of those dates did not go into a second date. Why? Because I didn't feel the desire to seek more. When a man kisses me, I like to feel my toes curl, my heart race, my intrigue peak. It's that simple. Those emotions do not come in time. They should happen immediately. At least to me. When I am held and kissed I will not settle for mediocre. It's how I am.

Each man understood my reasonings as to why I didn't accept another date. It just wasn't in the stars. Six of them I still correspond with and the other three I heard got married.

I have a date tonight. So this makes my 10th one since 2006. We will see what we will see. I will go into this with every part of me open with optimism.

Now? What shall I wear?

It's late, the phone rings and at this time of night you think the worst.
You pick up with a worried voice.
You ask if everything is ok.
She says yes and that she wanted to talk about her kickie new phone.
(kickie, was her term, not mine)
You say "goodnight"
And hang up the phone.


Now I am wide awake and wil go perv some pics. There is an upside to this.......lol

I know her. She will call at 0800 and wake me again. *ugh* I'll be ready!

Left for work, got to the truck, forgot my gym bag.
Walked back upstairs.
Went back down.
Got to the truck, forgot my lunch.
Walked back upstatirs.
Went back down.
Got to the truck, forgot my reports.
Walked back upstairs.
Went back down
Got to the truck, forgot my cell phone.
Walked back upstairs.
Went back down.

*ugh* I don't have to do the stairmaster at the gym tonight.

Being a single woman, I sometimes lay in bed at night and yurn for a man. I was thinking about how much I missed playing under the sheets. Just to have him next to me and do the things that only a man can do. Of course I could never imitate the real thing. How could I? I don't have the power or strength that a man has. But I decided to go for it anyway and give it all I had. So I crawled under the sheets, let it all build up, and Dutch Ovened myself.

After it was over, I giggled and fell asleep. Just one of the gross things I do miss about having a man in my life.......lol.

From the MSN News page. MSN Now

Brilliant Cops tase blind man after mistaking his cane for a sword

Red-faced police in Lancashire, England, have apologized to pretty much everyone for wrongly tasing a blind man after mistaking his cane for a samurai sword. The cops had received several calls about a sword-wielding man walking through the streets. Colin Farmer, a 61-year-old blind man, was on his way to a pub when an officer asked him to stop. He didn't — maybe because he didn't think the cop was talking to him? — when he didn't respond - he was hit with several thousand volts of electricity. Farmer fell to the ground, terrified. Reportedly - "We are extremely sorry," a police spokesman said. "We have launched an urgent investigation to understand what lessons can be learned."

Um? Maybe start by learning what samurai swords look like?

During my lunch time I decided to run an errand. I went to the mall to return a blouse. While standing off to the side awaitig my turn, I turned around to look at something. As I was looking away another woman walked in front of me. I heard the cashier say "I can help you now". I turned my head to move and this other woman was there I politely said "Pardon me, but I was next" She said "Oh I am so sorry" and the chashier said "I don't know who is next" My reply "I was" But the cashier decided to help her insted.

Ok, ok. Fine. So the woman who jumped in line kept apologizing for not seeing me (uh huh) she didn't see me......ok.....lol. While she was still saying sorry, her friend walked up and asked "Who are you talking to?" When the line cutter told her she was apologizing to me for cutting in line, her friend said "Who cares, she shouldn't be here anyway, look at her......wonderful (she rolls her eyes at me).........our tax dollars at work.....don't apologize to her"

Ok ok......turn the other cheek, grin and bare it. But did I? Of course I was grinning.......lol. While the rude one was in front of me, I reached behind me and from the counter, I picked up one of the theft magnets and put it in her purse. Then I grabbed 3 different test bottles of perfume and quietly sprayed them inside of her purse. Ohhhhhhhhhhh I could have done worse, but didn't.

They finished paying for their purchase and as they walked away, the line cutter says to the rude girl "What is that smell?"

Don't hate me because I am a lil devil, love me for it.