To get out of the office, I rode with one of the Captains from work to get lunch. He pulled up to the drive through window and was placing his order.

Cpt: I'll take a large Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Burger.
Employee: A Root Beer and a Cheese Burger. What size Root Beer?
Cpt: No, A Large Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Burger.
Employee: Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Cheese Burger. What size Dr. Pepper?
Cpt: NO...(he rolls his eyes) A LARGER DR. PEPPER and a BACON BURGER....(looks at me and again, roll his eyes)
Employee: Okay Sir, A large Dr. Pepper with a Bacon Burger. You didn't have to roll your eyes at me.

His mouth fell open, we looked at one another and then busted out laughing....lol. God that was funny! Do you think she did something funny to his food?

Scientist to study the benefits of eating our own boogers
[Source] msnNOW.com: 2 days ago; updated 24 hours a day.

Biochemist Scott Napper wants to figure out if there health benefits to picking your nose and eating the boogers. The University of Saskatchewan associate professor hopes to cull volunteers from his classes and hopes the experiment will engage his students more in biochemistry. (Sure, if they’re extremely gross.) Napper argues that nature pushes us to eat our boogers (speak for yourself Napper!) which acts to our biological advantage, so in consuming germs trapped in nasal mucous we could actually be strengthening our immune systems.
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My first thought: "Barf"
Second thought: "Where can I get a grant so I can explore ass crack lint? Does it hinder the ass or is it beneficial and prevents chafing?

You can't make this stuff up folks!

The Blog:

It belongs to each member of NN. It is THEIR blog to do with what they want and choose. If you take offense to someones blog, even a friends blog, then you need to grow up and put your big boy/girl panties on. Seriously! IGNORE IT AND MOVE ON!

I just read another members blog and it bothered me that someone sent them a note telling them that their blog was offensive and asked him to remove it. The blog didn't break any rules of NN. It is humor people and you are supposed to be adults.,..remember that.

I take the blogs and all they represent very seriously. It is freedom of expression for anything anyone wants to convey, no matter what the content. If it doesn't break any rules of NN with names in a blog, xxxxxxxxxx, racism or links to sex sites, then let your fellow NN Members and friends keep the freedom of their blogs. Bottom line: It isn't your blog and it isn't all about you.

First off, I want to thank EVERYONE who visits my quirky blog. It truly is great to see the witty, funny, honest, goofy, kind, caring and loving comments. I have always accepted any type of comment. After all, I have opened the gate and will allow everyone in.

Now, for the visitors on the night my blog hit 200,000. It seems NN is rather slow up dating blog hits...lol. It isn't like a profile in which it shows right away. But either way, the 10 NNers who hit on the 200,000 mark at the same time are on my skin.

Thank you for the fun we had the night in status during the hits. It was hilarious!




I do apologize for the delay. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I attempted these....lol.
Thank you all!

It is time to hit the road or fly the friendly skies. You can go anywhere you want. No suitcase required. Internationally or Stateside. What would you wear? Would you wear a Toga in Greece, A grass skirt in Hawaii, Chaps and a Stetson in Texas or look like a tourist? What would you eat? A Chicago Dog? A Schnitzel from Germany? Let the Italian Spaghetti Sauce drip all over your chin?

*Title your blog: "Cum Take A Trip"
*Put 1 to 4 pics in your blog
*No photo shop of animation or props allowed. Titles and Words are ok.
*We play 9 days from now, on Monday. Not this Monday, but two Monday away. This means Tuesday for those ahead of the US.
*When game time arrives, post the names of the players under your pics.

Travel where ever you want.
Use your imagination with food from different states / countries.
Or wear clothing of where you would travel.
Hell, be naked and wear a French Beret and go to France.





You don't have to be a traveler if you don't want to. You can be a Stewardess, a pilot, a hitch hiker, an international playboy or a TSA Agent....that would be great too! It's all up to you.

Okay, maybe it was just one bee.....lol. But it feels like a horde. I just had to have fresh flowers in the apartment. Across in the field are some very fragrant tiny yellow flowers that I like to keep in my home because the aroma fills the air. I love a sweet scented home. But the bee got angry and took it out on my thumb. My thumb is about to explode from the pressure....lol.

Is there a boo boo kisser in the house?

I had an entire blog typed up and then hit the dreaded combo key that deletes it all!
Who in the hell created this combination and why can't I figure out what it is?
I think we should find this son of a bitch and if they are still alive, kill them!
We have all been there! Wwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Whyy hy hy hy hy!!

Grab your torches........I want the person who relishes in this torture, found!

Jedi, this ones for you.

I was talking to another NNer about the time I worked in the Commercial Enforcement Division of the Department. There are some police departments that have these divisions and they are mostly within the big cities. Since I had worked traffic before, this was just another way to gain experience outside of patrol. I cannot begin to tell you just how many truckers were shocked to see a woman walk up to them and ask to see their logs and to hand over the keys. One trucker not only put his foot in his mouth, but his balls too.

It was 0430 in the morning. I stopped a truck and as the driver and his partner got out, I asked them to please remain by their doors and to have all of their information ready. If they were new to the system, they could ask me questions when the inspection was over. I grabbed my uniform coveralls and got ready for the inspection. The drivers eyes were wide and he stuttered to get the first words out. He looked at me funny and asked just how long I had been on the job. I told him long enough. His partner stood in silence and just stared. As I was inspecting the hoses, he asked me if I was afraid to get my nails dirty. His partner was giving him a look of "oh god, no". I measured the tire tread / pressure and kept on going around the truck making notes of damages, defective lights, worn windshield wipers...etc etc. The driver kept trying to interfere with my inspection and his partner did a good job of grabbing his arm and getting him to be quiet. He thought distracting me would take my mind off of what I was doing. I mean, I am just a silly woman.

At one point the drivers partner did lose it. When I sat down on the creeper, the driver looked down at me and said "You are a woman all alone out here so early, aren't you afraid?" I said "No, Why? Are you? I leaned back on the creeper and started to slide under the truck when the idiot made one more remark. "Are you sure you know what you are doing under there"? This is when his partner screamed "Shut the fuck up dude! She has our keys!" I slid under the truck and began to sing Queens Song "Another One Bites the Dust"

In the end, it wasn't his mouth that caused a failure during his inspection. He had numerous violations. Three of his tire treads were below safety standards, his back up lights were out and his air brakes were faulty.

Moral of the story:
Sometimes brains win over brawn...or the moral could be "Don't let your balls do all of the talking"

To think people still talk about Van Halen and who was the best lead singer. For years the debate has raged on over who could lead Van Halen! Wars were started over who was the best. Friends cast one another aside due to the division of camps. Various news articles were written over which singer made the band better. Marriages were ruined (ok, well maybe not) but in Rock-n-Roll this was a major upset in the circles of Rolling Stone Magazine. Fights broke out due to the arguments of who to choose.

Who was the best? Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth? Both have amazing pipes and could scream on key perfectly pitched. Both blondes with fantastic hair. Both were Mr. Congeniality with the crowds and could put on a great show. David was an amazing showman and wowed the crowds with his air and on the ground splits. But Sammy had some cool laid back moves with swagger, could actually write a decent song and played the guitar very well.

Hmmmmmmmmm? Your pros and cons on the Hagar / Lee Roth debate