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I am a 30 year old horny guy. My fav TV shows are "Seinfeld", "News Radio" "How I Met Your Mother", & more. Fav movies include "RENT", "Rain Man", "JFK", & my favorite: "Minority Report".
Sunday, April 27, 2014, 8:05:54 AM- Tired of Let It Go? This parody is for you...
The title says it all, really lol. Doug Walker and Tamara Chambers deliver the funniest Frozen satire yet...
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Thursday, February 7, 2013, 6:27:37 AM- Finally saw Les Mis...
Alright, here come my thoughts on Les Miserables. Get ready, this is gonna be long lol...
Ok, let me get this out of the way first. I wasn't exactly thrilled with the fact that some lyrics were changed from the stage show. Don't get me wrong, some of the changes were good, but what I hated were the changes (and omissions) that ruined rhymes. Rent had a few too but not nearly as many as in this film. So yeah, there were a few points where I just groaned at how the rhythm of the song was thrown off by the non-rhyme.
Ok, that being said, Hugh Jackman is AMAZING as Valjean. I seriously think he could play the part onstage.
Russel Crowe was everything I thought he'd be as Javert and less.
Having a scene between Valjean & Javert before "The Runaway Cart" was an interesting addition.
Anne Hathaway was brilliant as Fantine. And I actually like that they moved "I Dreamed A Dream" to after "Lovely Ladies", it's honestly much more effective, & I'd like to see future stage productions adopt this change.
Ok, "The Confrontation", as soon as Javert pulled out his sword & I realized he & Valjean were going to dual during the song, my mind went "Oh, sweet Jesus, no!", but you know what? They pulled it off & I was impressed.
"Master Of The House" was one of the biggest highlights for me, Sasha Baron Cohen NAILED Thenardier. Just two words: "Oh, Santa!" had me laughing very hard. Also the customers staring at an embarrassed Thenardier's crotch after Madame sings the line "But there's not much there"
The chase through Paris was an interesting addition. I mean looking back at other movie musicals, it wasn't as jarring a change as say, the commitment ceremony in Rent or that damn graveyard sword-fight in Phantom Of The Opera. But that does create the problem of why Cossette is so curious as an adult as to why Valjean is so secretive. I mean, she was being chased by Javert with him so obviously she'd know that he has some sort of criminal past.
Ok, Eddie Redmayne, I'm sorry but I was a little disappointed. Not the best Marius I've ever heard (but certainly not the worst, I'm looking at you, Nick Jonas!)
Aaron Tveit was an amazing Enjolras.
Samantha Barks, I loved her as Eponine in the 25th Anniversary concert, & I loved her here too. The whole time during "On My Own", I was just thanking all that is holy that Taylor Swift didn't get the part.
Now I must address "One Day More". In the months leading up to the movie's release, I first worried that the song would be cut, & then when I learned it would be included, I worried how they'd pull it off. It was perfect. PERFECT! And it brought me back to Rent & made me sad that Columbus didn't even bother to attempt to film "Christmas Bells". With "One Day More", this movie proved that you CAN have musical numbers with more than two locations (since he did include "What You Own" in a movie. "Without Love" from Hairspray proved the same thing but not nearly to the same scale.
One of my least favorite additions was Marius threatening to blow up the barricade during the first attack. Where the hell did that come from?!
It was nice to finally have "A Little Fall Of Rain" actually include rain.
I hated that "Drink With Me" was shortened so badly. "Turning", & "Beggar At The Feast" too, for that matter.
Gavroche's death scene was very hard to watch, especially considering recent events. But on that note, I did like the little touch of cutting to the soldier who shot him with a look of remorse on his face.
Even though I knew ahead of time that "Dog Eats Dog" was completely cut, I was disappointed, I would've loved to hear Sasha Baron Cohen sing it.
As much as I hated Russel Crowe's performance, I was genuinely surprised by how much I liked his take on "Javert's Suicide"
And even though I didn't appreciate "Beggar At The Feast" being cut down, I loved the way it was staged.
Thursday, November 1, 2012, 12:07:19 PM- It's that time of year again!
Ahh, November, which means the time of year known as the Holiday Clusterfuck is in full swing (listen to this song, trust me, it'll help you start your day with a laugh or two...)
It’s the Holiday Clusterfuck Holiday Clusterfuck Citizens gather together to run amok Bucks flying everywhere Folks pulling out their hair People are waving While paying with great despair If we don’t fill winter with dollar bills Then your depression peaks on top We’d rather have stress Than to be real depressed So we all shop until we drop
Malls crowded every place Nowhere a parking space Everyone’s screaming “Get your ass out of my face!” Buying kids cheap costumes Lines in all the bathrooms Paying a fortune Extortion’s now in full bloom People are shoving While claiming they're loving That holiday joy they feel And your kids feel that joy If you buy the right toy So, better keep your eyes peeled
Holiday Clusterfuck Holiday Clusterfuck Citizens gather together to run amok Antiques and Christmas cups Suicide rates go up Kids whining “Buy me a robotic psycho pup!” Holidays jumble Three months is a bundle To handle with grace and ease We must make a living So, piss off Thanksgiving And jump straight to Christmas please
Going, going, and gone Change decorations out on your front lawn Losing that magical touch Seeing your in-laws three times is too much “Trick or treat?” “Merry Christmas!” Going to church for your annual mass Kwanzaa, Chanukah too Best get it right, someone’s liable to sue!
Holiday Clusterfuck Holiday Clusterfuck Millions of billions find they’re just shit out of luck Visiting Santa’s crib Lying straight to your kids Pray they don’t need therapy for your tiny fib This shit comes earlier Seems almost every year Making us spend away Christmas, if we voted Should not be promoted Right after St. Patrick’s Day!
Christmas and Halloween Thanksgiving’s in between Putting on more weight than Shamu on Lean Cuisine Snow falling everywhere Traffic’s a real nightmare Can’t wait for Summer A bummer! We’re kind of scared Emotions flying Our patience is dying What happened to all our cheer? We whisk money away Until Valentine’s Day Thank God it’s just once a year!
Holiday TV specials Watching Santa Claus and Jesus wrestle Sending out Christmas cards, too Wishing good cheer to folks you hardly knew
It’s the Holiday... The Holiday... Holiday Clusterfuck Holiday Clusterfuck When did this time of year Full of cheer Start to suck? Someone cut us a break Help us, for heaven’s sake! We’re frowning While drowning! Please, God, no more fruitcakes! It lasts a while So, put on your smiles Don’t let them know how you feel We all have to fake it So, shut up and take it And chow on your Christmas meal It’s the Holiday... The Holiday... Clusterfuck!
NOTE: These lyrics are copyrighted to Mr Doug Walker of TGWTG.com, (C) 2009
"Glad you thought so lol. This is one of my favorite christmas songs. Too bad you can't really sing it in the company of conservative family LOL"- toesucker17
Wednesday, June 13, 2012, 6:05:49 AM- Sexy Survey (love reading the results)
Ladies?
Age: SEX: How old were you when you lost your virginity? Favorite Position? Lights on or off? Naked or clothed? Socks, shoes, or bare feet? Hard, Soft or all of the above? Anal? Yes or no Do you like to give oral? Spit or swallow? Do you like your nipples to be played with? Pinched? Sucked? Licked?
MASTURBATION: How often do you masturbate? What is your preferred method of doing so? Is it easy for you to bring yourself to orgasm? How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? Do you like to be naked while masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? Have you ever tasted your own juices? If so, did you like it?
BODY: How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) What color hair do you have down there? Any genital or nipple piercings?
CYBERSEX: Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? Same sex? Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net?
FETISHES: Do any of the following turn you on? Role Playing Being spanked spanking a partner having your toes sucked sucking someone's toes being tied up tying someone up hardore S & M
"How old were you when you lost your virginity? never had it to lose
Favorite Position? all
Lights on or off? on
Naked or clothed? however it happens
Socks, shoes, or bare feet? barefoot
Hard, Soft or all of the above? abnc
Anal? Yes or no y
Do you like to give oral? y
Spit or swallow? spit the first, take the rest
Do you like your nipples to be played with? y
Pinched? n
Sucked? y
Licked?
MASTURBATION:
How often do you masturbate? 4/d
What is your preferred method of doing so?
Is it easy for you to bring yourself to orgasm? y
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? cant remember
Do you like to be naked while masturbating? y
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? y
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? n
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? y
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? n
Have you ever tasted your own juices? y
If so, did you like it? y
BODY:
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) wax as much as l can reach
What color hair do you have down there?
Any genital or nipple piercings? n
CYBERSEX:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? y
Same sex? n
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? y
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? o
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? y
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? o
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? y
FETISHES:
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing n
Being spanked y
spanking a partner y
having your toes sucked y
sucking someone's toes y
being tied up y
tying someone up y
hardore S & M y
Anything you wanna add? yes size matters....and no nothing substitutes for it *lix*"- licksipsuckit
Monday, October 11, 2010, 5:11:01 PM- Sexy survey ;)
Ladies?
Age: SEX: How old were you when you lost your virginity? Favorite Position? Lights on or off? Naked or clothed? Socks, shoes, or bare feet? Hard, Soft or all of the above? Anal? Yes or no Do you like to give oral? Spit or swallow? Do you like your nipples to be played with? Pinched? Sucked? Licked?
MASTURBATION: How often do you masturbate? What is your preferred method of doing so? Is it easy for you to bring yourself to orgasm? How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? Do you like to be naked while masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? Have you ever tasted your own juices? If so, did you like it?
BODY: How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) What color hair do you have down there? Any genital or nipple piercings?
CYBERSEX: Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? Same sex? Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net?
FETISHES: Do any of the following turn you on? Role Playing Being spanked spanking a partner having your toes sucked sucking someone's toes being tied up tying someone up hardore S & M
in a movie. "Without Love" from Hairspray proved the same thing but not nearly to the same scale.
