Easy going, head in the clouds, country boy who just left a LTR, but would like to find a FWB, NSA, or casual relationship. I like to laugh and to make others laugh, and I'm a writer, so most of what I write is humor. I'm moderately disabled, so don't do much besides live my life the best I can. Oh, and you can consider this a no bullshit zone. I don't deal in it, and my own b/s detector has had a lot of refinement in the past couple of decades. That aside, I'm kind of a sweet old fart, or so they tell me. What'cha sees is whats ya gets, or as Popeye put it: I yam whats I yam... or something like that. He did speak kinda funny, now I think about it. I mean, I like yams as good as any country boy... er, or did I misunderstand him. Stop by for a chat, a pm, or a get together for coffee. I'm pretty cool and I don't bite, except on request. Here's the no b/s truth. I'm lookin' for sex and new experiences, and hopefully to make a few lasting friendships. Those seem to be as thin on the ground for me these days as round tuits. So, yea, sex. I like it, I want it, and some day I may get some again... oh pleeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Oh, and if you know a good place to shoot, I have a few o' them bang-bang things needin' the cobwebs cleaned out as much as my pipes.

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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Rushville, Nebraska, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
Divorced and on the hunt
Children:
Independent

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My Current Status

Horny and lonely...

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Shooting
writing
reading

Zodiac

Gemini

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieNotting Hill
Actor / ActressJulia Roberts
BookHarry Potter
AuthorTerry Pratchett
BandEagles, most country
SongTake This Job and Shove It
PastimeWriting porn
Drinkcoffeee, and lots of it.
FoodChocolate
Sex positionYes

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Retired
Industry:
Construction / Craftsman
Job Role:
Business Owner

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Overweight
Body Shape:
Apple
Weight:
265lbs (18st 13lbs) (120.2kg)
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth:
3.5" (8.9cm)
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Friendly
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In a lake within public view

Self Description

What makes me happy Sex, good conversation, a real friend
What makes me sad No sex, like now.
What makes me mad Stupid people
My bad habits Swearing. Loudly. when frustrated

My Final Thought

If I was US President...

I'd tax drugs and sex. Debt problem solved. And here was me trying to be serious. Yeah. Like that is gonna happen. If you have enjoyed this profile, call for sex so we can get naked and see what pops up. Or just have coffee, I'm easy. Damn, bein' easy may be why I have 3 ex-wives and a ex-gf or three. vertru

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