and so, no-one is interested. Goodbye!

Sorry to break the flow here - what I really wanted to do was insert some shots of the forest I drive through most days; trouble is, I haven't got any decent photos of that yet. Now if this works, what you should see is basically, well, um, I guess you would have to call it the front door, or entrance to MY office. All thanks must be directed to Mdguy for trying his very best to teach me, in words I can understand, how this should be done - and don't blame him if I get it wrong!

So while we wait for me to stumble into the 21st century and learn how to get the pictures up, lets set the mood.... The day begins early - yeah, well they all do don't they?, pretty much at 1 second past midnight - I should have said MY day begins early. Unlike the sun-drenched backdrop of my first posted pic, the view from the front window is all multishaded greys, sometimes the dying embers of the setting moon flicker on the glaslike surface of the sea, more often at this time of year everything is shrouded in the heavy mist lazily crawling down from the hills. Until it curls up on the water and in my front yard, the mist has the appearance of a giant caterpillar. The old land rover coughs once, farts twice and churgles an even thicker mist from the exhaust; too sleepy to go anywhere the fumes stack up on the ground, hardly even parting enough to allow the boat trailer to pass through. As usual, the traffic is horrific. As my headlights dance over the paddocks, kangaroo, wallaby, possums, wombats, all dart from stealing a nighttime feed on the lush pastures and head for their bushland hideouts. We all clamber along the gravel road together, not one of us in the same direction as another. The rising dust is captured by the mist and pasted over everything, I slip the windscreen wipers into four wheel drive and they scoup four neat puddle of mud in the corners of the glass and thus my day begins....

Why am I here? No, Not in this world, I know that, I'm not stupid! I mean on this page. An NN friend suggested that others might be interested in 'my office'; okay I'll share, it is perhaps a little diferent form the norm; on the other hand, my world is not exactly computer litterate - how the hell do I exactly insert images? Maybe I am stupid after all. Mdguy, North, LFV, anyone? On the other hand if no-one responds, well that will save me a heap of time, won't it?
When Mrs Willnever Be Seen first found out that I was posting shots, she asked, " What the f....?" When I explained that they were nude shots, quick to display her wit, she replied "So this is one of those humorous sites is it, with the funny captions?" "No!" I replied, equal to the witty task, "I'm posting warning shots! I'm going to show these people what they will look like if they spend too much time with their clothes off!"
So why am I here, a man of my age, grandfather - no idea! Firstly, I guess, you all look great, and well, I ain't going there ............. And perhaps, for me, the last chance for a sinking ship; ..... we all come for different reasons .... See, old age, wandering mind, ... my office.........
Imagine this, A peninsula, 20 miles (or there abouts) wide, 30 miles deep, over 0ne hundred miles of coastline, 70% of which consists of cliff-face 100 ft. plus, some of it, 1000ft, dropping straight to the sea; half the land is national park and wild forest, the surrounding water is the Pacific and Southern Oceans. The shoreline, sheltered bays and beaches, ageless rock - volcanic, glacial, sedementary - pure water, so clear that you can see flathead sneaking toward your offered bait in over 60ft depth; Giant kelp beds; dolphins, whales, sharks, seals; a true multicultural society where the occupants survive by feeding on one another.
This then, is my office; I am Fisherman! Who will come? Who wants to see it? Who wants to hear about it?
PM me; add your note here; I will continue; or not! Photos, well, shit, I need help with the process!