i need yall to help me out here ive actually posed this question to posters from texas and have yet to get a satisfactory answer im not sure what it is but it seems like about half of my favorite posters on nn are from texas i dont know what it is but they sure make em *PURTY* down there...and *FUCKING HOW!*

is it the water...do they steal good lookin women from other states...do they have some sort of secret beauty school not that im complaining or anything and its not like i havent liked women from all over the world from across the states across the pond in the uk and even on the other side of the planet in the *GREAT* land down under australia and dont let me forget new zealand

all that said if i was lookin for a girl i think id want to shop in texas the beach boys may like california girls...for me im on my way to the lone star state

if yall have any ideas i am open to them...ive thought about this and i just cant come up with anything ya know its like i tried to think and nothing happened...*HATE* it when that happens

take care be well and be gentle with yourself...thank you for stopping by

HKLN
Mike lmL

I've seen this questionaire on several members blogs and thought it was kinda fun...and *NAUGHTY* so here's my answers. A tip o my hat to foxilady for providing the first *FULL* copy I've seen (and a couple of her answers were *SO* good I didn't bother to change them She isn't my friend yet...but she *SHOULD* be

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
- *ABSOLUTELY*

2. Have you ever fantasized about someone on your friends list?
- Ditto

3. Have you ever seen anyone on your friends list on webcam?
- No

4. Have you ever spoken on the phone with someone on your friends list?
- No

5. Have you ever met in person someone on your friend's list?
- Not *YET*

6. Have you ever accidentally prv' someone in chat by accident?
- No...don't really do chat rooms

7. Have you ever been in a hot and steamy prv with someone in chat and had the other person suddenly go, leaving your last ruanchy statement posted publicly in the room?
- No...see above

8. Have you even been carrying on two different naughty chats while in the NN chatroom?
- Yes but not on NN

9. Have you ever been in NN chat while talking to someone physically in the same room as you are in while on the computer?
- No

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
- More precisely submissive...which can be passive *AND* aggressive

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
- Yes...not in the "ride off in to the sunset hand in hand" kind *AND* it *IS* love Love manifests in *MANY* ways. Look around you'll see what I mean.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
- All of them...but only from pm's/email

13. Love or money?
- Love

14. Credit cards or cash?
- Cash...lots of it!!

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
- Yes...by marriage...um gee *THANKS* bro. Can't bitch too much tho 'cause *I* have been guilty of doing the same thing *HEAVY SIGH* Curious...ask about me *EVIL* ex-wife PBFH

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
- camping in the summer is good fun....but hotel this time of year! (*THANKS* foxilady...my thoughts *EXACTLY*

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
- The back of a wrecked custom van in a junkyard while they were moving other junk cars around it (with a *CRANE*)

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
- How much do you have?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- Yes

20. Ever been to a bar?
- Yesterday

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
- Yes...but it wasn't my fault, *REALLY*...it was my drunk friend using the bar's phone to call an old g/f at 2 AM...dunno why I couldn't read the *BAD PLAN(tm)* sign on *EVERY* side of that box. ROFLMFAO!

22. Kissed someone of the same sex?
- Yes

23. Favorite alcoholic drink?
- Champagne...I am an unashamed bubble whore

24. Had sex in a movie theater?
- Only petted

25. Had sex in a bathroom?
- Yes

26. Have you ever had sex at work?
- Um...does masturbating count?

27. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
- Yes

28. Bought something from an adult store?
- Yes

29. Have you been caught having sex?
- Yes

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
- *DUH!* What do you think? You guys crack me up. LOL!

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
- Fortunately *NO*!

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
- *QUITE* a few of my friends...and folks who should be my friends...and *ME* now

Hi {{{All}}} - I'm having one of those "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it." moments. I resolved to be *NAUGHTIER* in 2008 and well...I *AM* I just can't believe how incredibly horny I'm getting...and the Fantasy Engine has kicked in to afterburner. Suffice it to say I am *QUITE* distracted...read hot and bothered. I guess there are worse problems to have. LOL!

I am *THANKFUL* to all the lovely ladies (and to their generous partners...as the case may be for sharing themselves on Newbie Nudes. I find *QUITE* a wide variety of women attractive...each poster is *BEAUTIFUL* in her own way. My compliments...and for some, my drool...and cum <EG>

A special *THANK YOU* goes out to the owners/administrators of the site. NN *FUCKIN' ROCKS!* It's really handy...I don't have to browse anywhere else to find what I'm lookin' for.

Thank you for reading...please feel free to PM if the mood strikes. I'm off to attend to Real Life(tm) I can't take care of my horny *ALL* the time...tho it's nice to think about Take care, be well and be (maybe not so? gentle with yourselves.

HKLN
Mike lmL

Dunno where I saw it first but I've seen a *BUNCH* of folks resolving to be naughtier in 2008 Upon reflection I thought "Ya know...that is a *GREAT* New Year's resolution" So to whoever gave me the idea I am blatantly ripping it off. *THANK YOU!*

To that end, I thought I'd start by posting a body pic. I about busted out laughing when it occurred to me that all I had was dick pics. Considering how much I *BITCH* about pussy shots...I mean *CMON* it's not like you're going to pic someone out of a crowd by their genitals...it seemed, well, ironic that that was all I had up. *SOOO* there, *FIXED* that for ya (and for me

Hope y'all enjoy and thank you for taking time to read my blog. Feel free to PM if you have suggestions for new *NAUGHTY* stuff to do. I can't think of *EVERYTHING* LOL! Take care, be well and be (maybe not so? gentle with yourself.

HKLN
Mike lmL

Was away for a bit having fun. Thought I'd drop by and see what was happening on NN.) I was waiting (not so patiently for my shield. I guess going away for a bit was what it took. I understand I'm a *FREE* member so the propellorheads at NN have *PRECIOUS* little motivation to do much for me...but they came through. *MUCH APPRECIATED* Good Sirs/Maams. Your task is not easy (especially considering this site is M$ based...I wont go into rant mode this time...just not in the mood) So thank you for verifying me. Guess it's time to do a little bit of photography now...now where do I put the camera? Watch this space...there's more where this came from.

Hugs, Kisses, Licks and Nibbles (or Pinches, Bites, Slaps and Swats...if that floats your boat <EG> )

Mike lmL

If you're here you *MUST* be bored...no matter, *WELCOME* to my ramblings. LOL! I screwed up the courage and the naughtiness to actually post a couple pics (perhaps you've seen them? Seems only fair since I've *ENJOYED* <EG> so many of y'alls Paybacks and all that...guess it was *TIME* to give back...so I did.

It occurs to me that while I have a *REALLY CLEAR* idea of what kind of pics I like to look at I really have *NOT A FREAKIN' CLUE* what kind of pics all you *LOVELY* and *NAUGHTY* NN Girls like. I s'pose I could browse men's pics and see which ones get comments...tho that is *NOT* why I post...I think it will work *BETTER* for me just to ignore the views/votes/comments (Disser's take note...*I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY OR VOTE* Wanna be childish, you go right ahead. Let me know how that works out for ya...on second thought...*I JUST DON'T CARE*) I post for my NN Girls...y'all know who you are 'cause I've *TOLD* you so

Anyway...I don't have a great desire to change to Show All. Hopefully some of the kind readership here (if *ANY* :-/ ) might make suggestions. I have to take them myself, so please be, um, er, well practical.

In a PM conversation with a *VERY LOVELY*...*BREATHTAKING*, really, poster here I quoted Ansel Adam's response to the question "How do I take a good picture?" It was "Take a hundred bad ones" Unless I get some suggestions I guess I'm stuck with "Poke and Hope" method. While I prefer the "Precision Approach"...that one is not always "implementable" I suspect that may be true here...*HEAVY SIGH*

Keep an eye on this space...once I'm verified I may get, um, inspired again. Ya just never know. I've been practicing my *NAUGHTY* recently...think it's time to "kick it up a notch" again. If ya have an interest in helpin' me out on that one (*GIRLS* only...unless invited by Me...*PLEASE* PM me and we can *TALK*

TTFN...back to Real Life.

Mike lmL

My first blog entry...*YAY ME!* I've been a member of this site for goin' on three years now...and I'm thinkin' it's time to share my nekkidness with all you *LOVELY* and *NAUGHTY* people. Good Lord knows I've, ahem, *ENJOYED* yours enough. It's time to give back.

In a past life I was a sys admin for pr0n webmaster...it was *WAY FUN*...prolly the best time I've had computing. Pity I did it for free, however there were some alternate compensations <VEG> Unfortunately, the site and the domain have disappeared into the mists of time. It used to be www.nastynikki.com (first amongst about 60 naughty names I'm not sure the Wayback Machine keeps track of naught sites...and I'm not interested enough to check...but I digress.

The whole time I was doin' the pr0n thing I was *ABSOLUTELY VEHEMENT* that I was *NOT* content. It's not that I don't have naughty pics...I *DO* I would occasionally send a couple out to charming young ladies (I can't recall a handsome gent being a recipient...that's not to say it didn't happen tho who had a "need to know" or I wanted to, well, um, er *INSPIRE* Yeah...that's the ticket...LOL!

I've been too much of a chicken to put pics out for general consumption...up until now. Seems my Maximum Allowable Naughtiness level is increasing...and I'm *ALMOST* to the point where I'm ready to say WTF! and post a couple pics.

I still need to wrassle with my laptop a bit. I want to post a pair of pics for my first time (Like they say it only *SEEMS* kinky the *FIRST* time...LOL!) I already have the first pic...it just seems appropriate for my first post to post the first naughty pic I took of myself...it's a dick pic, don't *WHINE*, they're just *EASY* to take. The second will be a verification pic...if I'm gonna post I *WANT* the little gold shield. The laptop wrassling involves getting my computer and my digital camera back on a friendly basis...they haven't been speaking for a while...time to *FIX* that.

I suspect that this will occur in the next couple days. I'm hoping it will be easy, tho my experience as a propellorhead is that seemingly easy jobs *CAN* be almost mind alteringly difficult. I'll just think good thoughts, *LET* it be *EASY* and see what happens. Life works better for me when I do that...so that's what I'll do.

Watch this space...you have seen (*VERY*) mildly naughty...think I'll go to *BREATHTAKINGLY NAUGHTY* and *REAL SOON NOW*

Thank you for stopping by and reading my blog...this is my *FIRST EVER* blog post *ANYWHERE* Sometimes I have interesting stuff to say...other times, well, not so much. YMMV...whatever floats your boat man. TTYL - Mike lmL