I have spent a good while tonight reading through my previous blogs and I have to say that I have written some funny shit, along with a lot of random, boring and dull stories too. I had forgotten a lot of what has happened to me and mine in the past. It is good to have the opportunity to read back and remind yourself though..... I may never leave now as some of this is priceless to me.

Anyway, I went back into my beloved chat room last night and was happy to see some of my very favourite people still there. It was really good to catch up with them again.

Today, after having had a particularly bad week at work this week I decided that I needed a day out - so me and my friend set off to the Kelpies in Falkirk, which I have been wanting to see for a long time. I dont know if you have heard of them or not but after lots of people telling me how amazing they are, I really had to go and check them out for myself. These are amazing creations and the day we had for them was great too. We wandered around for ages and took all the sites in...including me insulting a man running along who resembled Forest Gump, I may have spoken a little too loudly and upset him but I didn't mean it as an insult, honest!! The day was finished off by stopping off for dinner on the way home.

All in all good medicine for an awful week beforehand.

Anyway, not sure if anybody is interested anymore but like I said at the start...after reading back from my years on here - this is here more for me now than anybody else!!

Stay sexy xxx

Hmmm, this all looks very different. So what have I missed?

I am happily back in the land of premium NN, thanks to a very kind member here and from the bottom of my heart I want to thank him here too!!

So, I have been working away from home for the last few months and my life has changed a fair bit in that time. I am supposed to be back up for good now but will probably be flitting between home and down South for some time to come, which I actually really enjoy for some reason.....(room service, housekeeping, meals out, socialising every night, expenses, bed made every day for you, expenses, new people and no teenager dramas) but I can't really put my finger on the reason!!

I have also just been told that in less than 2 hours I become the mother of a child in their 20's! I don't bloody well feel old enough for that......

Anyway....I'm back after a few weeks with no internet access so thought I would have a little blog to myself...but thats all I have for now

have a good Saturday )

How to do it properly!! I love Bruno Mars and watched this not expecting what happened, but it made me smile!

Is anybody here a sleep walker?

I have never been in my life but have had 2 instances in the last couple of months. The first one was weird but I can vaguely remember a little of it.

Last weeks one was just bloody freaky....It was a work night so I was having an early night, shower...dry my hair, jim-jams on then off to bed. As I went to bed I threw the towel I had used onto the bedroom floor thinking that I would shove it into the washing in the morning.

So having (what I thought) slept soundly all night - I jumped out of bed at 6am and opened my bedroom door. That is where I stopped in my tracks........

Now, looking down at the floor my next thought was to look right, yep my front door was still locked so nobody had come in through the night and I was home alone so this was obviously all me.

The towel I had used the night before was all rolled up and laid out in the hallway, along with 3 hangers all laid out alongside it...all meticulously lined up.

Now I have no idea what happened or why, where or when.....I can only assume it was either me or a ghost!!

Confused and worried every morning when I wake up now, and sleeping pretty well dressed just incase

I haven't blogged in a while again and was not really going to but I just had to share the laugh I had at myself again the other night.

I was sound asleep and in the middle of the night I jumped bolt upright in my bed and seeing somebody standing in my bedroom doorway, I said "OH MY GOD, you just gave me the fright of my life standing there like that!"

At that point I laughed at myself for sitting there and wondered who it was that I thought I was talking to before thinking its only the onesie that is hanging on the back of my bedroom door.
So I had a little laugh at myself and lay back down and went back to sleep, I must have been sleeping for about 30 seconds before it dawned on me................

Again I jumped bolt upright thinking "FUCKKKKK..... I DON'T OWN A ONESIE!!"

I did a whole leap out of bed in a single move and switch the lamp on to see who the hell was standing in my room. It was only my coat, lol

When I eventually did get back to sleep every dream I had after that was me telling somebody or other about how stupid I had been.

I love the way my mind works at night, it always amazes and entertains me!

The last few months of this year have delivered a fair old bit of drama in my family life so while I was looking forward to Christmas there was also a bit of trepidation in there too. I really did not know how the day was going to play out and to be fair I had given myself a good talking to before hand to behave myself and just let things wash over me and not react.

I am pleased to say that everything did go really well....no murders...attempted murders or arguements. We all had a great day.

How was your Christmas?

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Now I'm off to have some family time and relax for a few days xxx

Am I missing something...

How can a picture that is one of the top voted ones of the day with well over 50 votes and almost 1000 views have absolutely no profile views on the poster?

Just wondering

Since life is full of ups and downs......surely it should always be clear whether you where you are on the whole high or low scale of things!

I don't think I have ever been in a situation before when I truly did not know which way current situations in life were on the proverbial roller coaster.

This is not a freaked out blog, or a bad blog or a woe is me blog....this IS a shit I'm stuck blog!!