Goodness, where to start and what to say....

For someone who's rarely short of a word or two. I suddenly find it hard to begin...

At the beginning I hear you cry!

Well, as I can't think of anything else (and, surprisingly, this even overtakes my usual feelings of a sexual nature!!) I suppose I should start with the fact that I'm off work today with gall stones and they are driving me up the bloody wall! For two weeks now I've been eating either nothing or very little. Try a fat-free diet they tell me! How, when anything I eat upsets me!! And I have to keep cancelling my plans because I feel so ill. For example, on a Thursday eve we go to learn ballroom and Argentine tango - wasn't able to go. Was hoping to go with my partner to a fetish/S&M club on Friday night. Its a great club and we always have a good time. We'd booked a cheap £19 room at the Travelodge in early Dec which is about 2 mins from the venue so after a great eve we could just zoom there for either more fun n' frolics or crash. And how frustrating is that - couldn't go there either!

Since Friday I've been awaiting an urgent ultrasound scan. I work for the NHS and I really need to be well and back at work due the current staffing problems. I'm interviewing all day tomorrow so I shall probably crawl in.

Well, at least there's some fun on the horizon - I'm looking forward to Sat 9th Feb when my other half, (some would say the better half!) and I are visiting bluedragon53 for some private photography. It'll be a fun time as I'm sure he's the expert in photography. In return I want to introduce him to the pleasures of S&M. I'm sure the bruises will fade in time....!! He makes a fab lasagne and I'm most upset that due to the enforced fat free diet I will not be tasting it this time.

Hopefully Mick & I'll still be able to meet up with a friend of ours on Wed 6th for some fun in a hotel in Surrey. A little caning and spanking goes a long way!!

I'm a great Archers fan (Radio 4, 7.02pm weekdays & Sun) and find it relaxing to listen whilst washing up or on the Internet. Has anyone been following with baited breath about Taylor stalking Kathy?

As I write I have one of my two cats keeping me company next to the keyboard. She's appeared for some cupboard love but is threatening to step on the keyboard and submit this listing before I've finished! I have offered in return to cut the Hills T/D that she loves!! Oh dear, I hear a collective "ahhh"! She's adorable and I'd better go and open the packet....