If I was US President...

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence So I could keep all the terrorists out I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny And get high with little honor role girls Every end of the month I buy a brand new car And drive it straight to the strip bar Where I'd be drinkin for free And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me Snortin shit up my nose With the flag in my hand I'd make every day a holiday I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane And I would still complain I'd do whatever I please And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car And fuck11 differnt porno stars I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes And I'd barely have to see my wife xmarkiemarkx