xxfartypantsxx

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Happily unmarried, frequently horny ... and love showing off. Kind of a smart-ass, with a sometimes cheesy sense of humor. It's very important to me not to be pushy and to be respectful of other people. This is one thing sometimes lacking around here - it is very possible and doable to be a respectful, thoughtful perv :) That's part of the turn-on.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 15.1 years ago)
  • 48 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 15 years ago
  • 310 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
Dependent

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My Current Status

The "red please subscribe screen" every 2-5 photos is annoying ... I guess if it's going to be that way over a few pix, maybe I don't need NN.

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gardening
Movies / Cinema
Politics
Religion

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Erotic Story Telling

My Favourites

Sex positionI like variety

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Industry:
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
Eye Colour:
Hair Colour:
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
Piercings:
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Sense of Humour:
Wacky / Zany
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy N/A
What makes me sad Stupid people.
What makes me mad Stupid people with power. And haters.
My bad habits Procrastinating :(

My Final Thought

If I could live anywhere it would be...

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