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kinky_funks
Joined 13 years ago
Last login 4 years ago
Been here for a very long time so I've read just about every message there is to read and deleted yet more.
Am i here to chisel my head board?
Certainly not, I prefer the lasting notions to be in my head.
My life is about quality not quantity.
I'm a lady of a larger stature and if you have an issue with that then you are on the wrong page and i suggest you hit that little x or red dot in the top corner depending on your windows or apple based machines respectively.
Am I a nerd? Whole heartedly and will brag about such, will I expect you to engage in thrilling conversation? Damn right I will!
If you can't manage that then save yourself the embarrassment.
I am not a tyrant or a hardfaced cow however just know my wants and needs...
Don't just add me as a contact, I wont accept.
Nor shall i meet anyone under 30 x
I am looking for people to join my life and make a positive impact else what is the point.
I want to be wined and dined and spoilt.
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My NN Status: | |
I am: | Female |
Age: | 44 |
Sexual Preference: | Girls & Guys |
Am Seeking: | No one at the moment |
Marital Status: | Defacto/Cohabiting |
Children: | None |
Member Since: | 14-Jul-10 |
Last Logged In: | 23-Apr-20 |
Location: | West Midlands, United Kingdom |
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About kinky%5Ffunks
Star Sign: | Cancer | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Is Looking For: | Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Interests: | Astrology / New Age, Movies / Cinema, Music, Nature, Cooking, Shopping, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Yoga / Meditation | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Other: | please dont jsut add me as a friend if you havent even got the time to message me and say hi x | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
What Makes Me Happy: | intelligence |
What Makes Me Sad: | people with no common sense |
What Makes Me Mad: | people with no common sense breeding |
My Bad Habits: | being blunt |
My Final Thoughts: | The meaning of life is... 42 obviously! |
Comments
Straydog666
:
Well you have Spirit Spunk Personality and know what you want that’s a A+ right there
ronno1
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very hot profile, love your big boobs and hot body, so sexy
luvva69
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Wow I would love to worship your sexiness xxx
newcummer8814
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You are truly gorgeous. Wish I could get to know you better
MachMan15
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I find you extremely sexy. Love your large body and you have a great clit. Would love to kiss, suck and nibble every inch of your delicious body!
Classicchevy64
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Great photos and a greater profile! TY for sharing both with us!
averagejoe15
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fit add me
wimm83
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great pics hun, very sexy! friend me ;)
bob196631
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Fantastic pics babe. Message and add me gorgeous xx
bencal77
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Great pics please add me as an Aussie friend
jasonwheel20
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hey kinky loving your pics still, alwaysget a thrill looking at them
bencal77
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Happy New Year from Down under What a great hot body keep up the great pix, Please add me as an Aussie friend
surfhobo
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I see her before me
Her beauty shines like a bright star
from the heavens
When she speaks, it is
like hearing a thousand angels sing
When she is around, I find myself
wanting to touch her
To make love to her
Her body is so sensual
It is irresitable
to me
She is the sexy goddess
of my fantasies
for she is truly beautiful
the beauty that is sweet kinky funks
Xxx
Markw91
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Hi, You Ok
I Like What I See :P
Do You Like What You See ?
Feel free to add me or send me a private message as id love to chat to you
johnhorny
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Hiya, I mesaged you! Are you able to get back to me please? :-) XXX
johnhorny
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Hello again! Just got your mesage! Nice of you to contact me! I must say it again, you are one hell of a gorgeous lady! I just wish it was me in the pictures with you! Must chat & get aquainted sometime! ;-) XXX
A_Gent_Derby
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hot and sexy x
OldCockJock
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sexy gorgeous body....can i have a play with you ??? xx
aCESaCES
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hey sexy west mids too
hey there
would you like a hot, physically fit young guy with a nice thick cock to come to your home and do some chores for you? lol!
at the same time being naked around your house =p
all free and im local x
i hoover, make beds,
organize and tidy in general
im a very clean and tidy person
always dressed or undressed immaculately lol!
let me know of your interest...
johnhorny
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Hiya! Just wanna say, I like your profile, & I think your pics are HOT! You even have great taste in music! (thats rare on here!) Fancy a chat? :-) XXX
gameon1983
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ur well cute, u cant b single, luv ur pic, ur way outta my league if im honest but gonna messege u anyway and fingers crosssed u might just might messege bk, thats if my pics on ere dont scare u away lol x
Profile last updated: 10-Oct-19