Heim

age 39

Joined 18 years ago

Last login 4 years ago

Proudly bearing a 1.8/10- but thanks to the kindness of a few of you, I'm batting average at about 5.0. I'm SO fucking AVERAGE it drives the women absolutely nowhere!

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Stats

My NN Status:
I am:	Male
Age:	39
Sexual Preference:	Girls
Am Seeking:	A girl
Marital Status:	Separated
Children:
Member Since:	28-Jul-05
Last Logged In:	12-May-20
Location:	CA, United States

About

Star Sign:

Is Following:

Is Looking For:

Anything!, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy

Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Politics, Cycling, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Golf, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History

Other:

Initiating fist fights with politicians. The toughest opponent I had was a libertarian.

Appearence

Race:	Asian
Body Type:	Average
Body Shape:	Hourglass
Height:	5' 11" (180cm)
Weight:	666lbs (47st 8lbs) (302.1kg)
Eye Colour:	Black
Hair Colour:	Black
Best Feature:	Breasts
Pubic Hair:	Natural
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	Clit, Ears
Penis Length:	6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth:	3" (7.6cm)
Circumcised:	Yes

Professional Life

Education:	College
Employment Status:	Full Time
Industry:	Other

Lifestyle

Smoking:	Daily
Drinking:	Daily
Food Pref.:	Non-vegetarian
Religion:	Atheist
Sense Humour:	Dry / Sarcastic
Social Style:	Meet people easily
Personality:	Joker
Libido:	Average
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	In the womb, in the space between an electron and a neutron, a room full of bent pipes (that's a pun).

Favourites

Movie:	The Jacket
Actor/Actress:	Johnny Depp
Book:	The Communist Manifesto
Author:	Geoffrey Chaucer
Song:	The March of Mephisto
Band:	Kamelot
TV Show:	I watch cartoon shows like a retarded man child.
Sport:	Hedonism
Drink:	XYZ Merlot, Red Guitar (tempranillo & garnacha)
Food:	Animals
Pastime:	Smoking
Thing:	My zippo
Sex Position:	Reverse Cowgirl to Tianeman man crowd pleaser
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Myself

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	Eating and drinking at places far above what I could afford and acting like a stuck up ass and being rude to the rich white people there.
What Makes Me Sad:
	Nothing, I am infallible.
What Makes Me Mad:
	The world! It sits around doing nothing while we kill off species and destroy the atmosphere. Lazy piece of crap thinks it's worth preserving and saving when it doesn't lift a finger to do it itself!
My Bad Habits:
	Being too damn awesome and causing suicide in young American's as a result, as they realize that they can never hope to aspire to my greatness.
My Final Thoughts:
	My biggest regret is... Accidentally causing the French Revolution in the early 1800s. Sorry Anne!

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Profile last updated: 8-Oct-09