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MarioCartToad
US age 77
Joined 5 years ago
Last login 5 years ago
Just call me Mr President.
MarioCartToad's last Status Update
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Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Couple
Age:77
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:Dependent
Member Since:1-Oct-18
Last Logged In:19-Feb-19
Location:United States
About
Star Sign:
Is Following:Stormy
Is Looking For:Anything!
Interests:Politics, Religion, Golf, Water Sports
Other:
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Athletic
Body Shape:Apple
Height:6' 3" (190cm)
Weight:235lbs (16st 11lbs) (106.6kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Auburn/Red-Brown
Best Feature:Hands
Pubic Hair:Natural
Tatoos:None
Professional Life
Education:Post Graduate
Employment Status:Part Time
Industry:Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:Executive
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:No
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Muslim
Sense Humour:None
Social Style:Life of party
Personality:Promiscuous
Libido:Rampant
Favourites
Movie:The Legend of Boggy Creek
Actor/Actress:Stormy Daniels
Book:Art of the Deal
Author:Miller
Song:Star Spangled Banner
Band:Not Willie Nelson
TV Show:SNL
Sport:Golf
Drink:Diet Coke
Food:Big Mac x 2
Pastime:Presidenting
Thing:It's YUGE
Sex Position:The Go Cart
Person I'd like to Fuck:Kim Jong-un
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Kim and Vlad
What Makes Me Sad:
My ex wives, Melanie and Eric
What Makes Me Mad:
Hillary
My Bad Habits:
My teeny weeny hands
My Final Thoughts:
If I was US President...

I am!
Comments
happyhumper69 : Don't hate the teeny weeny hands....it makes the penis look YUGE....ROFL!
(5 years ago)
Profile last updated: 27-Nov-18