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If you cant laugh about it, you've got it all wrong... Like you, I am of course funny, smart and charming in every way. If I appear slightly Imperfekt at times, then that's just a trick of the light.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 18.2 years ago)
  • 55 years old
  • Female
  • Joined 18 years ago
  • Active 16 years ago
  • 229 views

About Me

I am:
Female
Location:
Denmark
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Politics
Religion
Shopping
Theatre / Ballet
Volunteer / Charity
Water Sports
SM
90% Domina
the last 10% is for Empathy and Tender Love and Care

Zodiac

Taurus

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
ESSpanish
NONorwegian
SVSwedish
?Other

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Erotic Story Telling

My Favourites

MovieMonte Phyton-The quest for the Holy Grail
Actor / ActressPlenty of those
BookHitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, vol.I
AuthorTony Morrison - Gabriel García Marquez
BandNina Simone/early Red Hot Chili Peppers
SongOhh...innumerable
PastimeDaydreaming
DrinkStrong Coffee, Water, Champagne, G&T, good Beer
SportHiking-camping-occational kajaking/swiming
FoodSlow food
TV ShowDesperate Housewifes
ThingMy toys
Sex positionon top

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Part Time
Industry:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Overweight
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
187lbs (13st 5lbs) (85kg)
Height:
5' 5" (165cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Red
Best Feature:
Hair
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Ears
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
D
Bust:
43" (110cm)
Waist:
31" (80cm)
Hips:
45" (115cm)

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Other
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In a phonebooth one dark and rainy night - The lights went out after a couple of minutes

Self Description

What makes me happy Being alive.
What makes me sad The number of fools is infinite.
What makes me mad Disrespect, Local and Global.
My bad habits I snore like a jet-engine.

My Final Thought

If you pay me enough...

I might teach you a trick or two johanne

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