My favorite way for a woman to start a chat with me is to tell me to drop my pants to my ankles and wave hello to her. Even better if she asks semi-publicly. Like many executives its so nice to yield a little control. I love being embarrassed by ladies or at least the potential for it. Even going back to my early teen years I would stay up late in my room strip totally naked and try to make it all the way to my back yard and then back upstairs to my room without being seen. The rush of the potential for being caught is excellent.