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Mattimonkey is an enigmatic humanoid + prefers to remain that way for the time being.
Mattimonkey is: an Art/History fanatic; A Gardening fool; A rather quirky individual. Above all, Mattimonkey is an introspective existentialist, incessantly curious hybrid Goth/Mod primate with an education + background in creative disciplines that drinks far more coffee than one should, binges way too much on music, thinks too much about too many things + wears his black on the inside.
Joskus sitä tajuaa, ettei se vain ole sen arvoista. Mitä se sitten onkin. Voi rullata tietä pitkin kuin kolhiintunut Lada, ja sitten pyörät irtoavat ja lentää järveen. Mitä sitten tapahtuu?
Arts / Crafts, Baseball / Softball, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Ice / Snow Sports, Literature / History
Other:
Music (Goth/Darkwave/Coldwave/Post-Punk; Indie/Twee/Punk; Trip-hop/Acid Jazz/Jazz/Swing; Classical; Garage/Mod/Rautalanka/Ye-Ye; Country AND Western), Dogs, Research, Long walks in the woods, Existentialism/Nihilism; Cinema (French, Italian & Czech New Wave;Film Noir;Gothic Horror;Screwball;Biopics;Musicals), Goth/Arty girls.
Appearence
Race:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Professional Life
Education:
Uni Graduate
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Other
Lifestyle
Drinking:
No
Food Pref.:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Style:
Better in small groups
Favourites
Book:
Artist Beware - chock full of pleasant stories.
Sport:
Pittsburgh Penguins; Seattle Mariners + Kraken
Drink:
Coffee, Non-alcoholic beverages, Pepto-Bismol
Food:
Juhla Mokka, Salmiakki, Pulla, Pierogies
Pastime:
Binging on music; Gardening; Existential crises
Thing:
Is a member of the Fantastic Four, right?
Sex Position:
Do we really want to perpetuate this species?
Person I'd like to Fuck:
I'd rather have cerebral exchanges, thanx.
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
When it rains.
What Makes Me Sad:
When it pours.
What Makes Me Mad:
When I can't get out of my own way.
My Bad Habits:
Perfectionism.
My Final Thoughts:
The meaning of life is...
Clean living under difficult circumstances. To be like David Watts; to find a sweet, stylish Modette (that would be a
female Modernist, though I totally dig the the band, Mo-dettes) as partner-in-crime; to acquire a Rickenbacker Bass; stacks and stacks of obscure vintage Soul wax; and to be "gifted" with a shiny new Vespa 300 GTS Super Sport scooter, for starters.
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Mattimonkey
:Y'know, if he thinks he knows anything, he would just stop already.
(141 days ago)
Mattimonkey
:I don't think it knows why it's even here, which is probably why it posts all these updates in Finnish. I mean, who does that?