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Chelseagal80 Went to start watching last of us second season and WTF only episode so dissapointed have to wait a week now so need something else to binge watch
an hour ago  ·  comment
RenePogel_2.0 Helpful things to know about cocks. 1: The angle of the dangle is directly related to the heat of the meat. 2: You never can tell the depth of the well by the length of the handle of the pump. wink
an hour ago  ·  comment
BigbootyIsabella What made you decide to join NN? smile
4 hours ago  ·  4 comments (show all)
theroyalcouple For the free speech and basketball articles.
3 hours ago
Chelseagal80 Tried to get away from a lady but she followed me here as well
an hour ago
Cuckcouple68 Anyone wanna have a dirty chat about my wife with me
5 hours ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
theroyalcouple Sure, I'll start. Does she actually know you are posting her pics on here? Or are you doing it behind her back? If so, that's kinda dirty.
3 hours ago
Chelseagal80 👏👏👏
an hour ago
Sir_Pumpy Change of Plan, De Floofing the Dogs today ............
7 hours ago  ·  7 comments (show all)
Sir_Pumpy Oooof Sticky situation
4 hours ago
bulwinkle69 Not that she isnt dear to me...ive walked her easily 20,000 miles in 16 years..but I have told wife it is her decision
4 hours ago
LittleLemur406 I've been back on NN for less than a week and my dick has rub burns from all of you beautiful people tantalizing me. Hats off to all of you for getting me off. smile
7 hours ago  ·  comment
Sir_Pumpy Dirty hands day today smile
7 hours ago  ·  comment
MookEndling in the company of life, you have one share one vote. the powers that be are selling you for pennies on the dollar.
8 hours ago  ·  comment
recket Is any ladies from Toronto (Gta)?
8 hours ago  ·  comment
MookEndling why are scientist bringing back apex predators...like we need jurassic bark
8 hours ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein I've read a tiny bit about that and it seems there's no actual dire wolf DNA involved.
8 hours ago
MookEndling the other part of it is,,,in an resource strapped world why bring another species into it.
8 hours ago
gpflem We gotta get out of this place If it's the last thing we ever do We gotta get out of this place 'Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you
9 hours ago  ·  1 comment
MookEndling the battle hym of my life,,,
9 hours ago
MidnightWriter Why did the farmer name his horse Mayo? Because Mayo neighs! 🥁(ba dum tiss)🥁
9 hours ago  ·  4 comments (show all)
Pete_from_Aus MW, I think that one fell into a pile of horse……….. manure LOL
8 hours ago
RenePogel_2.0 G'day MDub. Give us another one wink
an hour ago
vs300a Crappy day today. Assholes want to force me to do business with them when I have no use for anything they're selling.
9 hours ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
almostanything That sounds pretty grim.. sad
8 hours ago
Sir_Pumpy Thats why I had a Donk (Bruce) who was chief of my Disputes Dept grin
7 hours ago
MookEndling if you make a monkeyfrogcaveman...does it matter what you call him doen't anything sound funny/ horrible crime against nature ish,
9 hours ago  ·  2 comments
AdeleGingerRaine No clue Mook darling 😆
9 hours ago
lennynatural I call my monkeyfrogcaveman Henry, because that's his name.
4 hours ago
AdeleGingerRaine Have a great day,evening,night or morning wherever you shall be...off to watch the last episodes of The Fall ,waiting for the crazy guy to cash in his chips.smile
9 hours ago  ·  8 comments (show all)
AdeleGingerRaine Yes,most excellent
7 hours ago
Sir_Pumpy Nurse Jackie and House are gooood, I love Nurses... They are truly unique individuals grin
7 hours ago
Mrfilthy2u My home girl told me that I have a pretty dick and she would've been tried me out but couldn't because of who I am and how she's so cool and close to my family.... I don't know how to take that...
10 hours ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
RenePogel_2.0 Of course Pete! 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.' He did, and then she ran... wink
35 minutes ago
Pete_from_Aus Exactly Rene LOL
32 minutes ago
bulwinkle69 tax day usa....first time in 33 years i owed...😪
10 hours ago  ·  14 comments (show all)
Pete_from_Aus How many times can you file for an extension Lenny?
10 hours ago
lennynatural Once a year, it pushes back filing your taxes from April 15 to Oct 15.
10 hours ago
EmuLater Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory. Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?
10 hours ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
bulwinkle69 you might be in a star trek next generation episode..your bjorn borg
5 hours ago
RenePogel_2.0 Every one a winner Emu. wink Good evening btw..
an hour ago
anonymouspisces Tit bipsy
11 hours ago  ·  6 comments (show all)
MookEndling your not fnck up till "am i people thinkle some as drunk not ....i'm vomit "
9 hours ago
smittenforyou Home Honey, I'm High....💨
9 hours ago
MookEndling one marvels at the idea of the crucible that makes angels and demon yet a soul only needs a mold.
11 hours ago  ·  comment


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