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Wodja

age 48

Joined 16 years ago

Last login 6 days ago

Just Your average "Bio cat herder" with a sword........

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Some people dont sta dead, and any AU who dont use a U is a twat, and NZ dont has Hogs ... pigs ya twot

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My NN Status:
I am:	Transgender
Age:	48
Sexual Preference:	Girls
Am Seeking:	A lesbian girl
Marital Status:
Children:
Member Since:	20-Jul-07
Last Logged In:	21-Apr-24
Location:	Kuvukiland, Kuvukiland, Namibia

About

Star Sign:

Virgo

Is Following:

WhaleEars, Peabody, TwoSalami,...

Is Looking For:

Interests:

Religion, Golf

Other:

Domesticating Lettuce, Re-housing Orphaned Shopping Carts, Creative Spoon Bending, Recycling tea bags!, not Golf!!, Intero-cranial mucous extraction, Building life size sculptures from said intero cranial mucous, Entomophagy, Mucophagy, Geophagy, Collecting Intestinal Werms, Scratching my poodot [see previous].Sniffin ma finga [see previous].

Appearence

Race:	Chinese
Body Type:	Slim
Body Shape:	Hourglass
Height:	8' 1" (246cm)
Weight:	2014lbs (143st 12lbs) (913.5kg)
Eye Colour:	Black
Hair Colour:	Blonde
Best Feature:	Ears
Pubic Hair:	Natural
Tatoos:	All over
Piercings:	None, Lip, Clit, Ears, Tongue, Pussy, Eyebrow, Nipples, Cock, Nose, Navel, Other
Penis Length:	19" (48.3cm)
Penis Girth:	9" (22.9cm)
Circumcised:	No
Breasts:	Reduced
Bra Size:	JJ
Bust:	98" (249cm)
Waist:	33" (84cm)
Hips:	72" (183cm)

Professional Life

Education:	School
Employment Status:	Homemaker
Industry:	Legal Services
Job Role:	Executive

Lifestyle

Smoking:	Like Chimney
Drinking:	Alcoholic
Food Pref.:	Vegan
Religion:	Evangelist
Sense Humour:	None
Social Style:	Shy
Personality:	Joker
Libido:	Non Existant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	certainly wasn't a golf course, could have bean though ? you will never know ~(: do they have big rocks on golf courses? well it was behind that rock? or was it the 19th hole?.

Favourites

Movie:	Attack of da Killer Tomatoes..
Actor/Actress:	the lady with the big boobs in the jam commercial!
Book:	The Bible.
Author:	God.
Song:	Tree blind mice.
Band:	Rubber.
TV Show:	So let's do it like they do on the DiscoveryChanel
Sport:	Golf.
Drink:	Hot Bucket a 'Orse Pish with the froth blown off
Food:	Spare Ribs :)).
Pastime:	picking ma nose.
Thing:	yep, spot on "Thing" from Adams family :).
Sex Position:	The Reclining Octopus. The Rampaging Rhino.
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Elvira.

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	Extracting Boogers and scratching my poodot. Sniffin ma finga.
What Makes Me Sad:
	Ear Werms. Intestinal Werms. Poodot Werms. Global Werms.
What Makes Me Mad:
	Anyone 5' 6'' to 5' 8'' tall.
My Bad Habits:
	Booger extraction whilst waiting a red light. :D Pick it. Lick it . Roll it. Flick it. :P
My Final Thoughts:
	If I ran NN... I wood delete Fucking FRAUDs !! an photoshopped Verifications from Fucking Frauds :D an boot habitual compulsive frauds upda arse till they nose bleeds !!!

Comments

flitterbee : woders, where are ya ? come back and see us pwease .... was it that bird? he not been on either 🤔 have you two run off together and not told anyone??

(66 days ago)