MrBhere4u
Gift PremiumA fun guy who is looking to get to know you 1st, maybe by Cyber then when we know each other; closer fun and I can travel...out of the loop for a long time. Tired of the casserole ladies and would love to find someone to have some naughty fun with. Intersted let me know.
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Friday, March 9, 2012, 2:17:22 PM- Tripple expresso needed | ||||||
I had a call from a lady who I would call one of the “casserole ladies” yesterday. There was fund raising dinner last night and I “had” to go. Anyway, I’ll call her Joan, called and asked if I would take her to this fund raiser, as it was raining and she hates to drive at night in the rain. I said yes as I was going anyway and what the heck I’d have someone to talk to in the car. I went to pick her up at the agreed to time got my umbrella out, I was met at the door, Joan was ready to go…..I was in hopes of a pre-dinner drink…no luck. As we are driving Joan says she heard from Mary Sue that I was very mechanically inclined. I said was able to help Mary Sue with her problem and was glad to do so. “Well how kinky are you?” Joan asks “How Kinky are you I respond.” “I have lots of toys, how do you think Mary Sue knew what to get , heck she has tried all of mine at least twice some more than that” Joan says. I say “Well you haven’t answered the question have you?” “Nope and neither have you.” Joan responds. “Ok I love every hole put on a lady and would enjoy filling each up with my cum in one night. Now that for starters… Joan responds “well she would like the be fucked in the ass while her vibrator was in her pussy.” WOW heck I didn’t think Joan knew how to use word cock, ass, vibrator and fucked all together and sure as hell not like that. I said I thought that would be a fun way to spend some time! We got to party and I checked her coat got a glass of red wine and she mingled with people and I the same. All the time I couldn’t get out of my mind her ass in the air and my cock in her ass. Well guys would ask me how things are going and ladies would ask how I was getting along, I made polite noise about life is getting better and all that stuff but I couldn’t get our conversation out of my head. I decided it was the a classic example of “casserole ladies” run amuck. Oh well lets have another beer and rubber chicken for dinner and move on. Man was I wrong! Joan was seated next to me at the dinner table she hands me something and says “will you hold this until we leave?” Ok I say…MY goodness its thong underwear! I pocket it and Joan leans over and says” I got nothing under this dress but a shave pussy, what do you think of that?” Well shit I feel my pants getting tight. Joan says to the hostess of the table that that we have to leave early, as she lots of work in the morning and I am driving her so I have agreed to make it an early evening. Fast forward…as I sure hell didn’t pay attention to the speaker or any of the other stuff that was going on…my mind was swimming with the thoughts of Joan handing my her thong undies and saying she had a shaved pussy and getting fucked in the ass while her vibrator was in her pussy….sorry very limited capacity to process more than that. Well let’s just say Joan has a hell of a collection of toys and we used a lot of them last night. Hell she fucked me with one while she sucked me, Oh yeah she loves snowballs…I need a triple espresso today to get to the office | ||||||
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Thursday, March 8, 2012, 1:39:12 PM- no call | ||
Well it been a couple of days and no call from Mary Sue...guess her toy works...LOL | ||
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Monday, March 5, 2012, 1:59:43 PM- casserole lady and a trim | ||||||
Ok this is my first post on a blog but I have to tell someone what happened last night and this seems like a good place as any I know. Some were around 3:00Am last night my cell phone starts buzzing like and angry hornet and I finally get up to answer it. On the other end a lady I will call from the “casserole set” they have dropped by with casseroles after my wife passed away. That was all very nice but 2 years later I would like to date and …well you know. Not happenings they guard it like it was their first time and we were in High school. Anyway, Mary Sue, I’ll call her was on the other side on the line, I would have to say she had at the least been drinking and was not doing the best job of pronouncing all her words correctly. “can I come over?” Are you awake? I responded yes I had to answer the phone….my humor soared over her head at this point. “ I have the this problem that needs some mechanical help and I have been working on it for a while and would you try to fix for me?” Well 10 minutes later the door bells rings. I had time to put on some jeans and a shirt brush my teeth and comb my hair…I have “trench mouth” when I first wake up..Mary Sue is at the door in a robe and slippers carrying a large paper sack. Hi I say please come in…. “Do you have any wine open Mary Sue responds…” no but what would you like red or with? Well its 3 Am and she wants a glass of wine??? Hum she is still wanting to keep that “buzz” she got going. “Red please.” OK now that is taken care of I ask her what’s the problem? She opens her sack and pull out a I think they are called Rabbit dildo and says she just got it this weekend and has tried all day Saturday and most Sunday to get the think to work, to no avail... well words not hers….hers were more like I cacnn get this fucking thing to buzz… I ask her if they are new batteries and she yes yes I look it over and sure enough …no buzz.. I open it up thinking what in the world am I doing in my kitchen at 3 Am working on a dildo??? Shit if I know. Well I look and she had the batteries all jumble up, one positive and the other negative. Hum I think I know how to answer this lady’s wishes…make it buzz.. sure enough I put them all going the right direction and fire that baby up! BUZZZZ Oh Mary Sue is so happy… “let me try it” and boom it’s out of my hand and in hers….in a blink of an eye its up under her robe…shit I’m not going to get a peek at her pussy….damn! So at this point I decide get up to get myself a glass of wine too. I hear her yelp…ouch she says.. “What’s the problem?” Mary Sue says, “the little thing out side is pulling my pubic hairs and it hurts” So I say well let me see, maybe I can help with that too. Open goes her robe…..and my lands there is more hair than I have ever seen…I mean a forest of hair, shit get a weed eater.….I say ok I know how to fix this… she says “how?” Easy I say, all you need is a trim, Let get some scissors and I can take it off in a jiffy. Well I get some scissors and comb. To do a comb out to know where to start….”how short are you going to cut it” Mary Sue asks? I say “ pretty short, but if I had my way I would shave it all off” “oh no don’t shave it..I tell her I won’t and start my work….45 minutes later it is looking very nice if I don’t say so myself. Now she tries it and her little rabbit thing is working well and she is soooo happy! “ how can I repay you for all this?” Mary Sue asks…I say how about a BJ>>> OK she says well it didn’t take as long as I would like let on as to say the least I was hard when she opened my jeans…She was surprised to see I was shaved….Mary Sue had never suck a shaved cock before…I guess hair was always an issue for her and her Ex… I cum and as she is trying to finish it off I reach down and pull her up and give her a big kiss….hummm the girl had never given her ex a snow ball…”shit I miss my wife” as I would get one of those almost every week. “wow that’s was something” Mary Sue says and gets up to leave…”thanks for your help” and is gone… I know it wasn’t a dream because there was a “ton” of hair on the kitchen floor this morning. I had to vacuum the floor before the maid came today… I hope to hear from Mary Sue again. | ||||||
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