quarterinch
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Thursday, August 10, 2006, 4:11:32 AM- going to the barber | ||
I used to say that the only way I could clean my teeth was to go to the barber to remove all the hairs. Tis was not quite true, but it was a problem to eat a hairy pyssy. How different it feels, even today, to eat a pussy that is clean shaven, even with a couple of days growth it still feels exciting if a bit rough on the tongue. To have a bald area to slobber over is something to die for!! So if you wear your bush as a political statement, I don't want to know about it, not because I am a Democrat, because I am not even American, but I can't stand the undergrowth! Tell me if you are number 2000 | ||
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Wednesday, August 9, 2006, 1:36:25 PM- re what Juicy had to say | ||||||
I read Juicy's blog and agree with her 100%, especially as the site is so slow, however I do believe in the site and believe it will improve slowly and as such, I paid for Life Membership today, but will change my name to peagreen. This will make it easier and simpler to contact my friends that I have gained since being on this site | ||||||
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Saturday, August 5, 2006, 10:44:32 PM- My best friend | ||
My computer has been down for three days and I suddenly had time on my hands, cleaned up my office, cleaned the pool, got rid of a trailer full of junk out of my garage. I spemd four or five hours a day either for the service club I belong to or blogging or reading blogs on three different blogsites. The computer was comprimised with a virus that was sending out spam at the rate of around 30 every secounds. My son in law computer whiz(Phd in IT with Honours)ran Defender, a Malware program and reinstalled Macaffee which finally found the very well concealed trojan. I keep getting spam re Viagra and how to increase my penis size, both of which are way too late - why didn't I get that info when it mattered?? | ||
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Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 1:07:28 PM- how much is it per square inch? 100 | ||||||
I was talking to a chic on msn the other night, I have known her for over a year and she has just started working at the classiest Escort Agency in Vancouver and picks up about $1200 a night as an escoort/fuck and I sort of wonder, being a practical, engineer type person, how much per square millimeter that costs. That would have to be dearer than having gold leaf moulded onto the pussy. Perhaps a piece of land in the heart of Vancouver or NYC CBD would not be as expensive as that. For that sort of money, I would rather have a hand job and bank $1200 profit, God, what do they do for that sort of dough, you would have to blow into the three holes and then some for that sort of dough. I must have been in the wrong game or something, no one ever offered me a red cent per inch for my piece of equipment, even before it started pointing to the floor thirty years ago!! | ||||||
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 9:59:38 PM- 24 hours | ||||||
My wife has a fixation for all the crap tv shows that are deported from America and I am protesting..... why can't they keep crappy, trashy TV shows in America? My wife starts by watching Dr Phil, the Days of Our Lives, then The Young and the Restless and last night we had 24 which shits me off to the hilt, because it doesn't finish until 2340 and Ilike to be lying in bed at that time doing crosswords or unwinding from being on the net all night. 24 now runs two nights a weekand to be honest, I think the main horny attraction is Keanu Reeves. I watch NCIS and The AFL Footy Show. My wife also looks at a local feed cooking program with Jeff Janz and I don't think she has photographic memory, because she doesn't take notes so I think she has the hots for him too. | ||||||
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Thursday, July 20, 2006, 6:11:09 PM- from a Master to a Sub overnight | ||||||
the wife came home on Wednesday and I dropped down the food chain again. Iwent from Master of the dog, cat and 8 goldfish, to being the general dogsbody/Sub in the flick of an eye I had to change the bed linen,(it had only been there for two weeks and had no cum stains on it or anything) because it smelt of my fart so she said. Then I washed up the dishes that don't go in the dishwasher, ran the cleaner through the house and did 3 loads of washing. She said my legs were swollen and I must have spent two weeks on the comp (true!!) God help us, any other Subs here who can advise me on what the fuck I can do !! | ||||||
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Thursday, July 20, 2006, 3:06:57 AM- a happy day | ||||||
I sent an email to a girl I met on nn and I got a reply back soon after and started a conversation with her and it made me think how great it is to have nice friends. Right at this moment I am on an absolute high, I feel really fantastic because I spoke to someone I really respect and like end enjoy talking to I have a few friends on nn that I also enjoy talking to. If you are one or would like to be one. please send me a PM | ||||||
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Monday, July 17, 2006, 10:57:30 PM- winter warmers | ||||||
Only an Australian could appreciate that there is nothing better for breakfast in winter time than toast with Vegemite, Americans refer to it in deroetry terms as axle grease or that shit Aussies eat, but in fact it is a yeast extract, the main ingredient comes from the bottom of the vats at the brewery. It is manufactured here by one of America's more notorious Tobacco companies that own Kraft foods. At the moment it is pouring rain and has been all night, it is cold (8deg. celsius) and the wind is just starting to pick up, so a really shit of a day ahead. ah well tomorrow is Wednesday and that is Straw's Hump Day Happy Humping | ||||||
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Saturday, July 15, 2006, 12:28:41 PM- Barefoot Babe, thanks for the info | ||||||
I did as you suggested ie hit the garbage can on the unwanted duplicat blog .....and then both disappeared, great stuff, glad I didn't ask for a recipe to remove my foreskin, the whole cock(useless as it is) would have disappeared !!!!! | ||||||
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Monday, July 10, 2006, 3:05:43 PM- I am still alive | ||||||
my wife left last Thursday and I am still here, the dishes are piling up a bit in the dishwasher and the electric blanket is getting a bit of a workout, but otherwise it is OK If I don't have a meal in the freezer, then good old canned soup is great with 2 slices of toast and gives me enought cards for the insulin. We had a real treat tonight(my niece is staying here 3 days a week) we had fish and chips with coleslaw. I was talking to a friend on webcam and was given a lesson on inserting a vibrator into the pussy, so it was better than going to the movies to see Pirates of the Carribean. | ||||||
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