Just a note to myself really to say when my nudles passed the 30 mark (11/10/12) so I can monitor the rate they're building up

I was just chatting to goblin girl who mentioned that her husband loves the way her pussy lips 'float' in the bath. Now I am already fascinated by how women look underwater, and I've seen underwater shots of big fleshy pussy lips being played with in a pool, it looked amazing.
So, it occurred to me that with most mobiles phones having video cameras, it should be fairly easy to film such things in the bath simply having a phone in something like a pint glass immersed in the water.
Anyone waanna help me make that video? Or try it themselves and alert me when they post it?

Until very recently I had been reserving my tribute videos for the women who requested them, because i didn't really think I was doing myself any favours by posting them on here. I know lots of women like them, but what i really wanted was to be posting myself in action with a real women, and I always considered it to be kind of sad to only be able to show myself wanking over pics/videos.
After doing my latest video and sending it for the viewing pleasure of the female NN member, she got back to me and asked me to re-post it on here. Never being one to disappoint a female I thought I'd make an exception for her and maybe delete it after a few days, but I was amazed by the responses I've had to it, so now I've had to re-think my policy.
So now I will be posting my future tribute vids, and digging out some of the old ones I've sent.
Also keep an eye out for the compilation video I have actually been planning since before all of this.

HERS: He was quiet, subdued , just not himself. Something was wrong.He hasnt kissed me all night . Not even looked in my direction. I think it another woman. I went to bed and cried . He followed up later. I cuddled him and stroked his hair.. He lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms

HIS: England lost, fuckin gutted... Got a shag though !!

Sexy eyes, sexy legs, sexy underwear, sexy smile, sexy dancing, sexy dress, sexy arse, sexy looks, so many things can be sexy, but all those things can be UNsexy as well, don't you agree?
So why do people.....no scratch that......why do GUYS (coz it's always a guy) view pictures/videos on here and then say stupid things like 'you have a sexy pussy'?
What a compliment eh? I bet that took some imagination.
Show me a pussy that ISN'T sexy. Yeah I know some might be better looking than others, but a pussy is sexy just by definition isn't it? It exists solely for sexual purposes so therefore it is sexy. It's like saying a fox is foxy.
It makes me cringes with embarassment at how they make the male sex in general look even bigger idiots in the eyes of women.

I just saw a pic comment, typical of most on here, that irritates the hell out of me.
Hotfox put a picture of her pussy up, with the caption 'home alone'
the second comment said 'theres no way that should be left alone'.
Is it only me that can see the total lack of respect in that?
Let me give another example then......
A buxom girl walks into a pub, and at the other end of the room one guy turns to another and says 'look at the tits on that!'
Spotted it yet? No? Let me Explain then
If that was me I would at least have the decency to say 'Look at the tits on HER', or preferably 'Look at HER tits' even if she couldn't hear me say it. Because no matter how great the tits/pussy/arse/legs/etc they are part of HER, they make HER sexier and more desirable. SHE is not a THAT, an object, she is a person.

Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for
hisdesire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and would pay when it was proven.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

A wife wakes up one morning turns to her husband and says "I dreamt I was at an auction for cocks, the long ones went for about a tenner, and the thick ones went for twenty"
"What about ones like mine?" said the husband
"Oh they gave those away" grinned the wife
So the miffed husband said "I had a dream to, they were auctioning off pussies, the pretty ones went for £100, and the tight ones were double that"
"What about ones like mine?" said the wife
The husband grinned and said "That's where they held the auction"

A girl takes a dress to the launderette & asks for it be cleaned.
The assistant there is a bit deaf
'Come again' he says
She blushes and replies
'No....this time its yogurt'