Funlovingbrit's Blog

Been a while since i've been on the site and blogged. Had my weight loss surgery on June 13th. Went on a special diet 2 weeks before the surgery and lost 14 pounds, and since the surgery i've lost another 10 pounds. So going the right way. Hope to chat to my friends in the chat room very soon. Keep smiling everyone. xxx

Hi everyone, haven't blogged for a while. I had a consultation in February this year after being accepted for weight loss surgery, due to my diabetes and now being diagnosed with osteo arthritus. They said it would take about a year. Imagine my shock 2 weeks ago when a letter arrived in the post giving me an operation date for the 13th June. I'm now having to prepare myself for this which is difficult.

I stopped smoking a week ago I have to lose 14 pounds in weight by the 8th May when I have my pre-operation assessment. I've lost 10 pounds already so should be ok on that one. But the worse one will be 2 weeks before the operation I won't be allowed to eat anything at all. Yes you read it right. You have to have drink supplement i.e slimfast (not sure if you readers in the U.S have that).

But on the plus side I know the operation is a great success, my wife had it done last July and she weighed 439 pounds on the day of the operation. She now weighs only 251 pounds and is still losing weight. At the moment I weigh 308 pounds.

I must confess I will miss food all big people do but my wife says you'll be surprised she doesn't miss it as much as she thought she would because she just isn't hungry anymore. I am excited because I will be much more healthier, but I just can't imagine myself being skinny lol. Oh yes after the assessment on the 8th May up until the 30th May I can eat whatever I want and I will. So any suggestions for scrummy mouth watering over indulgence food will be greatly appreciated, hahahaha. Take care everyone, bye xxxx.

Home now after my circumcision. A bit tender and sensitive but pain wise not as bad as I thought it would be. (Phew)

Well the date has finally arrived I'm going in for my circumcision on Wednesday. I know it's going to hurt lol, but I can't wait I haven't been able to have sex since October foreskin is stuck fast and won't move. AND I'M GOING FUCKING MAD!!!! Will update in a few days on the pain pmsl. see ya.

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday dear me, happy birthday to me. Heehee. And a happy christmas to everyone. xxxxxx

I'm out of action sexually waiting for a circumcision due to being diabetic. Basically I can no longer pull my foreskin back it's too painful.

At this moment in time I am so frustrated and so horny i've never wanted sex as bad as i want it right now. I can wank but quite slowly that relieves some of the frustration but thats all.

I got a consultation appointment through the other day but it's not until the 25th January then i've got to wait to have the procedure done. But I tell you all once it is all over I want so much sex from you lovely people out there i've got a lot of time to make up for. LOL who am I kidding I didn't get any when there was nothing wrong with my dick.

At the weekend the exhaust went on my car. A mechanic friend of mine came round to have a look at it and said I needed a new middle section cost £73 (ouch). He then noticed that my brake pads were wearing thin when he took them out to look he noticed the brake discs were going as well total cost for that repair £160 (ouch, ouch). Cost for labour as he was a friend £40. Grand total £273 (now sobbing). Then yesterday had letters for my Gas, Electric & Water bills. On opening the letters I was in credit on all 3 bills totalling £391. So called them up got all credit refunded to my account so now in front £118. YIPPEE. The milky bars are on me. xxxxxx

I had to ring 2 companies yesterday to complain about something. One was my electric bill which I think they wanted me to pay for the whole building. The other was my bank. Now years ago you used to ring up and someone said hello and they put you through.

Now who's fucking idea was it for some machine to say press 1 for this 2 for that or fucking 456 to speak to a representative. Techonolgy is good but some things should be left alone and this is one of them in my eyes. After pressing numerous buttons for this and that each call took at least 20 minutes longer than it should of costing me more money on my phone bill.

JUST LEARN TO PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND SAY HELLO CAN I HELP YOU, HOW HARD CAN IT BE.

Whew feel better for that. Keep smiling everyone. xxxx.

My pride and joy. The greatest and cutest cat in the world my little boy felix was unfortunately hit by a car yesterday and died. I have never cried so much in all my life. He was so full of life loved going out and was only a year old. A neighbour came and got me. He had tried to make it home after being hit and collapsed 2 doors from home. I'm sorry i can't say anymore.

Shouldn't complain but us brits always do it's fucking hot I don't mind it during the day but at night it's tooooo much. Went to theatre group tonight because even though my one is finished someone else is doing a one act play for a festival and the director asked me to drop in a give an opinion. Well I thought one of the girls look a bit nervy and was rushing and I just told to slow down a bit and don't throw your lines away. Well she burst into fucking tears lol. So I consoled her and took her from behind in the toilets (hahaha no i didn't). But she wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. What a nasty fucker I am lol.