She was too busy choking on her husband's cock to notice, but it's a great look

She spun it to her friends that I'm now her sugar daddy. I don't mind, kind of amusing in a way and I don't mind playing the role.

Spending the weekend with me. Her relationship did not work out the way she hoped it would. She will back on her feet then on her knees before holiday is over, lol.

I think it's a bit more than way too much, but it would be impolite to say anything that might lower her already low self esteem. She will have problem being asked out.

Were looking for a biscuits and gravy breakfast. Something went wrong with their sensor array. Other world beings who are lost and hungry become nervous. I directed them to Pop's Sportsman Café. The disguises weren't perfect, but humans are self absorbed so no one noticed. They can fly across the galaxy but can't replicate money, so I sprung for them in exchange for taking their spacecraft for a spin. That was cool. They left me a few large bars of gold, which I accepted gracefully while thinking to myself, "What the hell am I going to do with THOSE?
The IRS will be all over me like cellophane around a ham sandwich if I do anything with them." I gave them a few bottles of wine and a bottle Jack Daniels for good measure. Their take off was a little wobbly. Forgot to warm them to wait until they achieved orbit. If an interstellar war of misunderstanding erupts, all I can say is, "You're welcome."

Why explore the galaxies? The answer is simple: a fine dining experience.

That so many males have a female as their profile pic or them for other posts.

Her ex posted something nasty on Facebook. When I picked her up, mentioned that bastard lives on the other side of the continent. Ignore him. Screw the flowers, let's go for Eggs Benedict.

I admire her practicality. Nice being with someone who just wants to have a good time. After a few glasses she rages a little on her ex, but that's just venting. She gets over it quickly.

Hitting a bar tonight wasn't the best idea she's had recently, but no harm was done. Got checked out, a guy bought her a drink and that was it. Half a bottle of wine later I led her to a guest bedroom and poured her into bed. No work in the morning, plenty of time to sleep it off. Good girl friend, not girlfriend material. We both know that.

What else could I do? Pulled out a t-shirt that helped put things in perspective and got a laugh out of her.