worst thing about waking up sunday morning is thinking of all the things that needs to be done before the weekend is over, the next morning you wake up too will be monday....
I'm of the opinion that we should work 2days on and have 5days off with double the money..... need more money if there is more time off.

don't you just hate it when you want to stay up all night partying but due to a hard long week your body is'nt in for it, shuts down and you hardly can stay awake.
I hate it when that happens.

A lot of people I know of here thought a twisted tale was a good before I started but the story didn't get as much interest on here as I thought so I decided to give it the AXE and I think next time I'll write another drunken sex story or maybe a trivial fact, they seem to be popular.

For those of you asking me how it ends I'll tell you quickly. Ralph goes to work for the cops with the three little pigs (no pun or incinuation I promise) Ralph finds it to hard working as a cop (I do think that line of work could be very hard), so Ralph uses the gun he is issued and tracks The SSSnake down, grabs SSSnake by the scruff of the neck and says for SSSnake to give him back his money or he'll huff and huff and Blowwwww SSSnakes head off!!!!
Ralph gets his money back and diasppears and returns to being the Big Bad Wolf he is.

The End

Hoped you enjoyed if not I'll try better or not at all next time. lol

I have'nt written a blog for a while because I've been soooo busy.
Just thought I add a quick blog just to say hi to all the people I have'nt seen for a while in chat or whatever and feel free to leave me a comment if you want to.
Bye

Ralph opens the closet we he finds SSSnake hiding in there with the end of his long slivery tale wrapped around a bag with Ralphs hard earned savings dropping out of it. "Give me or my money back SSSnake!! or I'll....." Ralph shouted then suddenly SSSnake strikes Ralph and Ralph drops to the floor and passes out from the venomous bite.
SSSnake is free to sliver away with his new spoils out of Ralphs house.
Next day Ralph comes too feeling abit groggy, now a law abiding animal, he calls the authorites and waits for them to arrive.
Afternoon arrives and yet none shows, he makes another call and he is told that it is really busy but someone will be there shortly. Nightfalls and Ralph goes stuff this! I going to be late for work! So Ralph jimmys the door shut and races to the watering hole to work. He arrives, puts his appron on and immediately starts work cleaning glasses the bar and serving drinks and looks in front of him to see the three little pigs drinking down another round. "You look like hell Ralph!" said the three little pigs. "What you expect? I got robbed and attacked in my own home, then spent all days waiting for you guys to turn up!" The Goat who is the Manager of the Bar walks in and says " naa glad you could turn up...... your late.... I will be docking your pay and if this happens again.... you wont be working here!" "I was robbed" explained Ralph "I have a business to run and don't argue with me!" the Goat replied as he trotted off.
"Surprising you put up with that Ralph!" said the three little pigs. "Well I need the job if I'm to stay good. What you guys gonna do bout SSSnake and getting me my money back?" The three little pigs all nervously took a swig of their beers and looked at each other and replied "we would like to help you Ralph but theres no guarantee we going to be able to recover your money, besides, do you realllly want us to risk our bacon for you when at best we haul SSSnake in and the Turkey down the Court house would just lets him go?" "Hmmmmmm" goes Ralph shaking his head.
Goat trotts back in and says "I dont see much drinks going out, money coming in!" then trotts back out again.
The three little pigs piped up and said to Ralph"why put up with poor pay and crap from the Goat when you could make better income with us?" "you serious!" snarled Ralph turnin his nose up. "Sure we" are replied the three little pigs "we make enough that we have all can pay off our Cavity Bricks homes which is much better that that dump of a timber house you rent!"" Plus you have really turned you life around, with you life experience, fitness, instincts and a university degree horiticulture we think you would be a great asset.""and you get a gun!" two pigs frown at the third pig that made the remark about the gun "What!" the third pig questioned. Ralph puts his paw to his jaw and is in serious thought.
The Goat storms back in "naaa what have you benn doing since I've been gone.....nothing? it's the third time I've spoken to you tonight. if I have to speak to you again you are Fired!!! right yes Fired....... out on yourear understand? nnaaa" Ralph looks at the three little pigs and sees them smuggly smilling and nodding their heads and looks at the Goat who is still kicking and starring at the ground and muttering."There will be no need for you to fire me" said Ralph "naa good get on with your work!" replied the goat "No! I quit!" Ralph exclaimed. "naaaaa but whos going to run the bar?" the goat screeched. "Not my problem!" said Ralph

to be continued....................

Once upon a time there was a Wolf known as The Big Bad Wolf. Feared by most because of the bad things he had done in the past, The Big Bad Wolf now prefers to be known as Ralph and works hard in a legitmate job as a bartender trying to save enough money for a house of his own.
One day, Ralph comes home after working hard on a double shift at the bar to find his rented house made of logs broken into. He runs straight for where he had hidden his savings to find it all gone. Ralph began to Huff and Puff when all the sudden he heard a noise within the house, Ralph searched the house top to bottom using his great vision with his big eyes and keen smell through his big nose to find an intruder hiding in the closet.

To Be Continued............

Have'nt finished my story yet. Been flat out like a lizard drinking lately with work and fixin up the house with rellos comming to visit however I'm just about finished.

Thought I'd drop a line to wish all the best for this time of the year and a prosperous new one!

Don't do anything I would'nt do..............aww f*ck!!!
That doe'snt leave much!
ummm becareful and have fun!


Cheers

From Strong

I bet thats what most people here would be sayin right now...Get on with it!!!

Truth is thoe, I have been busy at work yet I have manged to progress with a Draft of my first Twisted Fairytale.
I don't want to just put any old shit up! I want to put up a story that is different, totally original that will have you on the ground in stitches!!!

Thanks for all your positive feedback sent to me but whats wrong with leavin your comments in my blog???

To all you people that have Thanks a Million! I consider your comments here complete my stories as I enjoy reading them to see your spin on my work...

Sooo put a comment up bout my story idea or anything.....
Don't be shy....

I'm still puttin together some ideas for my blog like my last blog says.
I haven't written it yet cause I've been so busy at work....it's just kaos!
Thx for all your positive feed back!!!
I will knock up a Humdinger of a story once I got a few things sorted...
Don't you just hate it when all is well then all the sudden it feels like the ass falls out of everything!!???!!!

Looking forward to hearing from you all....

Iv'e written a few sexy blogs, I've written blogs about Tv and music even one a little academic.
I've got and idea in my head and I'm thinking it might be a bit risky... I'm thinking about writing a Twisted Fairytale. it's something I haven't done before. I think posting it here people will either love it or hate it.
Someone I know here thinks it a great idea but I think I will wait to see how many comments I get here on this before I go any further.
So please leave your comments for or against. Maybe you might have an idea you would like to share and this will help me write my next one!

Thankyou for your time and Rock on!