Onionheart
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 4:30:38 PM- snow has been falling all morning | ||||||
no more running for me. even if this new snowfall melts away tomorrow or the next day. normally i stop running completely when the ice and snow takes over the huge sprawling wooded park beside my shack. but even without the snow, i need to stop running, due to an ongoing soleus strain in right calf. so, reluctantly i am gonna just go back to walking. i would very much like to go to the local sauna and get some good relaxation in the whirlpool. sometimes it gets kinda distracting when the whirlpool fills up with horny naked men. hands go groping all around. hairy, dumpy, hard-muscled, shaved, tall, short, skinny, fat, old, young, black, brown, white, red, yellow skinned men all soaking up the heat. hands go groping all around in the big soup pot. i have to count up my shekels and see if i can go soak my booboo leg. i have taken on more chores at the street mission where i volunteer, which entails beaucoups of stair-climbing. i will be okay, but i sure do wish i could go for a competent massage, to dig out those adhesions in my calf. zero chance of that. brighten the corner where you are, and stop complaining, says my cat, buster. | ||||||
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Monday, November 14, 2011, 4:14:10 PM- squealing with delight! | ||||||
one of my longtime friends here in NN bought me one week of premium membership! i am deleriously happy about that! i think that this person really does know how much i enjoy watching women masturbate. that is the only real explanation. she knows also how much i enjoy kissing and licking naked bums! so i am going to give her lovely bum such sweet attention like you never seen before! | ||||||
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 1:34:43 PM- short existentalist poem | ||||||
shot out of a cannon shot out of a canyon shot out of a cannon shot out of a canyon goes on and on like that | ||||||
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Monday, September 26, 2011, 2:25:26 PM- new marketing scheme | ||||||
as i have said before, i do lots of volunteer chores at a street mission. we have tons of donated clothes, linen, housewares, etc. and one of my jobs is to sort through all the donations to see what we can sell in our thrift shop, or send to other countries, depending on the season, etc. i notice that here in NN there are many men who have an underwear fetish. they send $$ in the mail for used panties and pantyhose, socks, etc. so the wheels are in motion in my brain. sometimes when we are all together at work on the big pile of donations someone will shriek out -- ohmygod! i hit the dirty underwear jackpot!! i do not understand why, but people send us dirty underwear all the time. maybe they cannot stand to throw it out, but whatever the reason, there is no shortage of messy underwear. i think i am gonna make up a new profile and name here in NN and make some money for myself. everybody loves to sniff dirty underwear, and i have an excellent source for it. i will just pretend that i am 25 yr old female. i remember way back in the seventies when i was working in the high arctic petroleum survey camps, i met a woman who frequently sold her stinky underwear to the guys in the camps, so they could sniff and suck on it and jerk off in the bathrooms. that same woman also made money selling her panties to men in prison. she used the $$ to pay for her university studies. discussing it now with my two cats and they say by all means do it and use the $$ for more catnip!! | ||||||
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 2:24:13 PM- groggy fuzzy pissy | ||
well, i just finished a big breakfast. had a cup of coffee. i need to avoid napping today, and try to get my sleep pattern evened out again. that is the 2nd cup of coffee this week. yikes! don't like that. while i was eating breakfast my upstairs neighbour was playing loud techno beats. he is not trying to piss me off, but he is trying to send an angry message to the idiot neighbour to our south. there is a thick brick wall between the two buildings, but last night it did not sound that way. the upstairs neighbour is a very serious university student who works very hard on his studies. but last night neither one of us had a good sleep. he stopped playing loud music a few minutes ago, and headed off to school. the wealthy, glamorous, lowbrow moron who lives next door was hosting a birthday party for someone in his idiot glamour circle. they set up drums, bass & guitar and partied like they have no neighbours. he loves to make this building shake, he does. they were still playing, off and on at 1:45 a.m. they were trying to play cat and mouse with the police. no doubt someone stayed at the window to watch for police car arriving. some of the anglo people in this neighbourhood are afraid to call the police because they say that their french is not good enough. this is definitely not true, or accurate, but it is a common thing to hear. or else they say that there are cops on the take who just pretend that they do not find any trouble, and that their complaints would not be taken seriously. it is a sad & stupid thing to hear. this idiot guitar god neighbour is a pathetic little attention whore. he thinks we need to know what a musical genius he is, how important he is. maybe he thinks that if the police do come to his door for a noise complaint that they will ask him for his autograph instead of serving the notice of a complaint. stupid little puke. this has been going on for all the eight years that i have declared this residence as my real place. it is my place and i will stay here. it reminds me of the years i worked in massage therapy. at one point after a period of growth of my clientele i suddenly found myself with a huge ethical problem. i was being scoped out by a bunch of super-glamorous gay/bisexual men who heard that i did good massage, but they wanted to see me play the cruising game. in other words if i wanted to have the privilege to put my hands on their magazine beauty bodies then i had to show it in my face. they wanted me to pay them for doing massage on their immaculate bodies. i have to be careful now. i did eat a good breakfast but now i am making myself nauseous. sometimes when i am out running in the woods in the rain & wind, when nobody else can hear me, i still get a real good rush of happy defiance reinforcement when i shout out loud --- fuck off stupid! get lost! i don't watch television! i cannot stand magazine beauty! it drives me up the fucking wall! go fuck yourself! or it also reminds me of the morning radio show on cbc one, that has appropriated the long & dignified history of radio journalism that we have in this country. they have abandoned the high standards of cbc history and replaced with the stinkiest kind of glamour hustle. empty headed babble, with tv game show aesthetics. the host says, hey, i'm a celebrity, you are a celebrity. we should get on the radio and jerk off. the little people will love it! okay, i have to stop now. i have made myself too nauseous. | ||
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 6:21:27 PM- ecstatic late summer run | ||||||
lordymama! what a wonderful run i just now had in the woods on the mountain of love. parc mont royal is just outside my door, and i love to run on the back trails 3 seasons of the year. i stop every so often to get down in the dirt or on the grass to do calisthenics, range of motion exercises, plyometrics, etc. today i ran for one & quarter hour. i did four sets of pushups down on the forest floor. 50-50-50-55. pretty good for an old fool like me. i have been using a program that you can find at www.onehundredpushups.com for two and a half years now. i will go back to the program once the snow has started and i hang up my running shoes. but for the timebeing i like to improvise and just do what feels good. i mix it up with other exercises for abdominials and trunk twists, etc. i stopped at the fox poop tree to do pushups today. it is an ancient oak tree that has had its upper branches blasted off by a lightning strike. there is a fox den nearby, and you can see a semicircle ring of fox poop around this beautiful old tree. i am such a lucky hounddog to have this big forest right outside the door of my shack. | ||||||
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Thursday, August 25, 2011, 1:24:37 AM- running like a mad fool | ||||||
i have been running on the trails in the big wooded park right beside my shack since april. i do not run in the wintertime. the ice creeps me out. in my youth i had some bad groin pulls from running cross country, and i just do not feel comfortable running in wintertime. today, and the past three running sessions have been big time ecstasy. i love to jump and leap over rocks and logs and across mud puddles. i run between 60-90 minutes and then get down in the grass to do calisthenics or else wait to do them back here in my shack with no clothes on. i have been running so hard that i do not have enough jam to do all my floor exercises when i get back. that is okay. i can concentrate more on the calisthenics and posture exercises all winter long. i love to sprint uphill almost to the verge of puking, and then i also love to jump downwards from big rocks. i feel very much like a wild fifteen year old boy when i run like that. the mountain of love i what i call the big park right beside me. it is parc mont royal, right in the middle of the big hairy scary city. it is a privilege to know these majestic woods so well. even the very rocks are my friends. i have a very deep psychedelic friendship with this big rock pile. me very very very lucky man. | ||||||
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Monday, July 18, 2011, 9:41:56 PM- that was total kapow! | ||||||
i do love to run on the back trails in the rain, i do! these are the days that i dream about in january and february. my legs do not want to stop, even in the big downpours. i had to stop and take shelter at the big chalet up on mt. royal. there was no space between raindrops. but my legs were too impatient and i went right back into the rain to keep going. i got drenched right in the middle of the run. i sometimes start laughing out loud because there is not another soul around. i get the trails all to myself, and i can jabber away or sing at the top of my lungs. it was solo ecstasy! | ||||||
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Monday, July 18, 2011, 5:34:30 PM- i like to eat onions, i do, it is true! | ||||||
sheesh almighty! here we go again! my cats were bugging me in the night, asking me why i did not want to take new photos and jump right back into the fray here in NN. i did not have an adequate response. so, what the hell? it is absolutely true that i love this place here on the internet. i enjoy StumbleUpon, and FetLife, and lots of other horny places on the internet, but i have not yet found a real home like NN. soon i am gonna get my running gear on and go for a sweaty run in the woods right beside my shack here on the mountain of love. i really hope i can get it together to buy a premium membership. it is well worth it. i am still poor as a churchmouse, but i am gonna try to do it. | ||||||
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