Sir_Pumpy's blog post - Profile picture :-P

Morning all from Sunny, warm Australia

It's Autumn here (Fall), we just set the clocks back (Silly idea but hey) and im in a reflective mood as I head into my 20th year on NN.

I realised today that Men are at a disadvantage when it comes to sharing pics and pondered my profile pic which has been on here for a long time.

Its my cock with a hat, crudely drawn using Paint many many years ago.

The Why was because Cocks are basically Boring to photograph and my sense of humour wouldnt let that stand soooo I added Humour and a big white hat.

I was inspired by an Aussie (Bob Katter) at the time for various reasons and although it wasnt a statement of his person I found it funny and named my Lil creature Knob Hatter.

Its a clue to those who pay attention of my irreverent nature and Ive used my Cock for laughter many many times because on the face of it? They are amusing things guys use their entire lives for entertaining themselves and occasionally others, Puppetry of the Penis is a good example (Look it up) but even childish jokes about shrinkage, size and shape along with the age old practice of wanking .. it all brings some form of amusement and thats where my devious mind often goes.

They (Cocks) are also versatile and used correctly a lot of fun, Individuality too plays a role with length and girth and the names they get called are often hilariously funny.

Length is an interesting thing too and many arent aware of the Lil tidbits about cockage, Did you know that a measure is dependant on state of arousal?

So where your mind is at determines the length and thickness?
A Meh mindset for a Schlort and a WHOA LETS GOOOOO mindset for a Schlong?

My thought on my cock has always been have a crack and see where it leads, read the room and the mood, have fun and dont take yourself seriously