Skin 2's blog post

Now frankys a dole bludger I thought I'd give some advice on the phone sex business. Anybody can follow this straightforward advice.


First of all, you need to put on a deep, husky voice.


Think Lauren Bacall or Mrs Slocombe - pussy stroker extraordinaire - from Are You Being Served?


You've got the voice, now the chat.


"Hello there, big boy"


"I'm wearing crotchless jodphurs and stroking my whip today"


"You like my whip. Don't you big boy?"


Pause for heavy breathing.


"Now...pull down your zip verrrry slowly and give Percy some air."


"Hold tight, big boy."


More heavy breathing.


"Rub-a-dub-dub, big boy. Rub-a-dub-dub."


Pause for some moaning and sighing. Imagine Mrs Slocombe stroking her wet pussy after it's had a bath.


"Is your banger ready to go off, big boy?"


"Let me play you some sexy music to fix it."


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