Special thanks to all our peeps who took the time to read and comment on the long-winded "don't bother" rant on the profile these last few weeks. Thanks to all the pms and thumbs up you guys sent, too!
As it does play a little stand-offish, we felt it may be time to retire it to the blog and make some room for whatever new profile msg is on its way in the works.
lol...for any that did not see or would like to see it again, here it is in its gloriously lengthy entirety:
"...To the entire spectrum of NN users, members and guests - Each and every picture we post for you represents HOURS of work: getting ready; posing for and taking the pictures; sorting through the photos we've taken and then framing and stamping the ones we like and finally, uploading them. (Don't even get me started about mp3s...) Therefore, feel free to find yourself below.
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The men that come on here posting 3 internet pics of some woman - invariably "posted today" or 300+ days ago - posing as her in order to entice women to chat, cam or 'trade pics' are the lowest of the low. If these guys spent half as much creative energy on their actual self image as they do fabricating their virtual one, the lot of 'em would be happily married. Notwithstanding, we suppose, that a happy marriage is built on honesty and these are the tarts that choose to navigate through life with deceit. - To you that feel this is cool, funny or in any other manner acceptable, Fuck Off. You undermine this site and everything it stands for. You take advantage of the good nature of genuine people, for which there is no excuse. Fucking ninny posers.
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Imperceptibly, the next rung o the ladder would be these chaps that post a plethora of internet pics, either completely without regard or with titles like, "another one of my sister's friends I fucked! what do you think of her?" More often than not, these guys are here to grab up genuine "amateur pics" by the handful for their collections and are reposting them elsewhere, occasionally even having the audacity to repost other people's pictures in their own profiles here. We've seen to more than our fair share of profiles being removed for this behavior and are always looking for new takers pulling this stunt. We'll report ya in a heartbeat. To this group, please see the disclaimer concluding the previous paragraph.
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Next, the folks that have 0 pictures displayed that want to create a profile all willy-nilly and go running into the chat room for 'meets', trade, private chat, or cam2cam - stop wasting our time. If you don't have the minerals to post yourself, or "can't post yourself" for whatever reason, we're not interested. Nor are we interested in waiting until we open up a cam feed to find out what we're in for - this isn't fucking Christmas, and we aren't big on surprises. And btw - stop spamming the room every 33 seconds - the reason no one's responding is because you have no fucking pictures.
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Moving closer toward the realm of reality...to the folks without pics that *are* regulars on here, in The Pit a/o the forums and that have cultivated a persona of themselves in other ways - Coommme oooonn, we wanna see!
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To the folks that HAVE taken the time to photograph themselves, have enough pictures posted to show that you are real and can begin to somewhat understand where it is that we come from - hugs and THANK-YOUs. ...Careful about getting too close, you may find one or both of our tongues in your ear.
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And finally, to the verified members new and old all over the world, we looooooove each and every last one of you. Thank-you so much for keeping this site real and keeping it going strong. - Will you marry us?
- sluts"
