Havent been around much of late been in hospital, had surgery to correct a problem that only came to light a while back. It was wierd was busy having raging hot mad passionate sex with myself one evening (thats kinda my life lol) got to the important bit tissue at the ready,(Its a bugger if I miss, I cant do floor mopping up. and im pretty sure its not written into the housekeepers job description).
So im ready with the tissue feeling awesome tissue in hand, but nothing all the feeling but no mess, spent ages looking round under cushions etc checked to see if the cat had eaten n it but nothing.
Obviously I tried again,no not straight away,had to lie back and tell myself I was wonderful, but over the next few days, same result all the feeling but nothing coming out, sort of tissue free masturbation.
So although this is by far less messy, Its also quite distressing, anyway after several consultations with doctors, it was diagnosed that during the accident all that time ago I had damaged the pipes down there that deliver my man juice to the correct place, instead i had been impregnating my bladder.
Anyway after taking strong exception to the Dr calling it micro surgery, not good for the ego that, the job was done, had a few weeks where I had to be totally celibate lmao. Id like to thank my hand at this point for being so understanding.
And now youre all asking , did it work, hehe did it ever, Health and Safety now say I have to provide goggles to anyone who comes in here, could take your eye out at 6 feet hehe. |