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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything

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Monday, October 15, 2012, 5:46:07 PM- Beauty Tips.....

For Attractive Lips,speak words of Kindness.
For Lovely Eyes,Seek out the Good in People.
For a Slim Figure,Share your Food with the Hungry.
For Beautiful Hair,Let a Child run his/her fingers through it Once a Day.
For Poise,Walk with the Knowledge that you Never walk Alone.
People,even more than things,have to be Restored.Renewed,Revived,Reclaimed and Redeemed...Never throw out Anyone.
Remember,if ever you need a helping Hand,you will find one at the end of each of your Arms.
As you grow Older,you will Discover that you have TWO HANDS

ne for Helping yourself,the Other for Helping Others.......

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Saturday, October 13, 2012, 9:38:27 PM- Senility Prayer

God grant me the Senility to forget those people I never liked anyway.
The good fortune to run into those I do like,and the Eyesight to tell the Difference......

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Saturday, October 13, 2012, 7:43:15 PM- Back

Just to bring all my friends up to date,Back today after another week away (retired so have all the time I need).Had a fantastic time in Waterford in the south east of Ireland,nice to go to all the places that the tourists visit,wish I could post some of the pictures but still don't know how,must go back to night school.Time to catch up on all the gossip,love you all.

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"Thanks Spicy,may as well now we never know when it will be our last journey."- alaun

Saturday, October 6, 2012, 6:04:08 PM- Prove me Wrong

You can tell your AGE by your SHOE size,try this and see....

1.take your shoe size.

2.multiply it by 5.

3.add 50.

4.multiply by 20.

5.add 1012.

6.subtract the year you were born.

The first digit is YOUR SHOE SIZE..The last two are your AGE....

I was RIGHT wasn't I....

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Thursday, October 4, 2012, 6:08:20 PM- What you SEE....

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
and see what it has to say.

It isn't your father or mother or wife
whose judgement upon you will pass
The Person whose verdict counts most in your Life
Is the one staring back from the glass.

You may Fool the whole through the Pathway of years
and get Pats on the back as you pass
But your final Reward will be Heartache and Tears
If you CHEAT on the one in the GLASS....

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Monday, October 1, 2012, 6:43:11 PM- A Few things to get us thinking

There are three types of people in this world,
those that make things happen,
those that watch things happen,
those that wonder what happened.....

Word of the Day....EXHAUSTIPATED...Just too tired to give a shit...

You know your kids have grown up,when they stop asking you were they came from,and refuse to tell you were they are going....

When some says to me great Minds think alike,I just look at them and think'you dirty B****rd....

Shh..Do you hear that?.
"What I heard nothing"
"Exactly,it' the sound of nobody Caring"....

14.000 People are having sex right now
25.000 are Kissing
50.000 are Hugging

And you...well your'e reading this.......

Saturday, September 29, 2012, 7:39:57 PM- Amazing Medical Facts...

1).Nobody can open their Mouth all the way and stick there Tongue out past their Lips.
2).90% of you reading this just tried that.
3).100% just learn't that was False.
5).A simple majority of these people (ie 51%)Laughed.
6).Most of these People didn't notice that we had skipped number 4.
6).Most of them just went back and checked.
7) Most of them also missed that we also missed 2.

.Got you again.
9).But did you catch us repeating 6?.
10).You didn't want to look, did you?.

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"LMAO did everything just as you said lol"- Whispermyname

Friday, September 28, 2012, 6:02:24 PM- The Pencil Maker..

A Pencil maker told the pencil 5 Important lessons just before he put it in the box....
1 Everything you do in life will always leave a Mark.
2 You can always Correct the mistakes you make.
3 What is important is what is Inside you.
4 In life,you will undergo Painful Sharpenings,which will only make you Better.
5 To be the Best Pencil,you must allow yourself to be Held and Guided by the HAND that holds you.

Never allow yourself to get Discouraged and think that your Life is Insignificant and cannot be Changed, just like the Pencil,always remember that the most important thing in life is what is inside YOU....

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"awesome advice thank you for posting it :)"- Northern Star

Thursday, September 27, 2012, 5:45:20 PM- Fact.....

It takes 7seconds for Food to pass from Mouth to Stomach.
A human Hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a Penis is 3times that of the Thumb.
The Femur is as hard as Concrete.
A Woman's heart beats faster than a Man's.
Woman blink 2x as much as Men.
We use 300 Muscles just to keep our Balance when we stand.
A Woman has read this entire text.
A Man is still looking at his Thumb.....

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012, 6:01:15 PM- Smiling

SMILING is Infectious,you catch it like the FLU,
When someone smiled at my today I passed it on to You,
I went around the corner and someone saw me Grin,
So when me Smiled I realised I'd passed it on to Him,
I thought about that Smile,then realized its Worth,
A single Smile,just like mine could Travel round the Earth,
So if you feel a SMILE begin,don't leave it Undetected,
LET'S START AN EPIDEMIC QUICK AND GET THE WORLD INFECTED......

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"I love this...actually smiling now :-))))"- Whispermyname

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