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alaun

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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything

90 years old
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Thursday, October 27, 2011, 5:47:15 PM- SEX.

Are you Insured for Sex.
Make sure you get the correct Insurance for the Sex you are having.
Please find below a list of companies who cater for most tastes.
Sex with your Wife....Legal and General.
Sex with your Partner....Standard Life.
Sex on the Telephone.....Direct Line.
Sex with somebody Different...Go Compare.
Sex with a Fat Bird...More Than.
Sex on the back seat of a Car...Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a Posh Bird...Privalage.
Sex with a Transvestite... Confused.

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"who are you insured with ha ha ha"- alaun

Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 5:59:56 PM- H:U:G:S

The best Gift you can give,
one Size fits all,
and nobody minds if you Return them.

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"thanks glad you liked it"- alaun

Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 5:57:10 PM- Thought for the Day

Never hold your Farts in,
they travel up your Spine,
into your Brain,
and that is where Shitty Ideas come from.

Monday, October 17, 2011, 10:03:20 PM- people

Some people,no matter how old they get,never lose their beauty,they merely move it from their FACES into their HEARTS.

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"What a pleasant thought! You're a sweetheart and I do agree, by the way!"- UrsaAdoro

Saturday, October 15, 2011, 7:41:24 PM- Worry

There are only two things to worry about,either you are well or you are sick,
If you are well.
There is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick. There are only two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well.
There is nothing to worry about.
If you die.
There are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven. There is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your friends.
You won't have time to WORRY!!!
SO WHY WORRY?

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"very good blog"- purr_tato

Saturday, October 15, 2011, 7:06:38 PM- holiday.

Can't wait for next week off to England (Manchester) to visit family and friends, been long time so have some catching up to do,allways get lost when i go back things change so quick

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"have fun and enjoy and getting lost means you get found too right adventure woo hoo"- purr_tato

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