alaun's Blog - page 24

You can say Sorry a million times,say I love you as much as you want,say whatever you want,whenever you want.
But if you are not going to Prove that the things you Say are True,then don't say anything at all.Because if you can't show it,your Words don't mean a thing.....

People are made to be LOVED and THINGS are made to be Used.

The Confusion in this World is that People are USED and Things are Loved!....

Your Birth Year(Last two Digits)= ______

+ Your AGE=______ Answer 111...True for Everyone This Year

Who should be Blamed when a LEAF falls from a Tree.
Is it the Wind that Blew it away.
Or the Tree that let it go.
Or is it the Leaf who got Tired of holding ON?.....

How to Impress a Woman....Compliment her,Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her,Love her,Stroke her, Tease her,Take her Shopping,Stand by her,Support her,Go to the end of the Earth for her.....

How to Impress a Man....
Show up Naked, and bring a Beer....

Nothing, forget it..= You better figure out what you did Wrong.
Are you Tired..= Please don't go to Sleep,I love Talking to you.
I'm O. K..= Hold me Tight, I need a Shoulder to Cry on.
I don't give a F**K any more..= I still Care,but I'm tired of Arguing with you.
I'm Cold..= Get a Blanket and Cuddle with me.
Leave me Alone..= Please don't Go.
I LOVE YOU..= TELL ME YOU DO MORE.......

Sorry they are the wrong way around meant to be read one to six..

Q:... My Husband always has an Orgasm and then rolls over and goes to Sleep without giving ME one...

A:.. I'm not sure I understand the Problem..Maybe you Forgot to cook him a Nice Meal....

Q:... My Husband is uninterested in Foreplay...

A:.. You are a Bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your Husband on demand with no pesky demands for Foreplay. What this means is that you do not Love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood.Stop being so selfish,perhaps you can make up to him by performing ORAL sex on with your friend then cook him a nice meal...

Q:.. My Husband doesn't know were my Clitoris is?...

A:...Your Clitoris is of no concern to your Husband, If you must mess with it,do it in your own time,or ask your best friend to help, you may wish to videotape yourself while doing this,and present it to him as a Birthday gift,To ease your selfish guilt,perform ORAL sex on him and cook him a delicious meal...