alaun's Blog - page 22

Mother...The Headmaster tells me you have been Expelled from school for using the C word.That wasn't Clever,was it Tommy.
No Mam it was C**T....

A good Friend will come and Bail you out of Jail...But a True Friend will be sitting next to you saying....."DAM..We Screwed up Again.....

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdown
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause

Did you ever Notice how all Woman's Problems start with MEN!....

Kisses are like Tears! The only Real ones are the ones you can't hold back.....

At last we are in December,Today is my Lovely Wife's Birthday also on this day 47years ago we tied the knot the best thing I ever did, I still LOVE her as much now as I did then. We will soon be off on our yearly holiday to our fav place,Caleta,Fuerteventura.roll on the 31st.....

Every Day now you hear lots of People saying what they Want,Well, This is What I Want.

I want People who are Sick to be Healed.
I want Children with no Parents to be Adopted.
I want People to never have to Worry about Food,Heat or Shelter.
Most of all,I would like to see our People start to CARE for one another!.......

There was a New study out about Women and how they feel about there ASSES,The results were pretty astounding.

30% of women think their ass is too FAT.
10% of women think their ASS is too SKINNY.

The remaining 60% say they don't CARE, They Love him, he is a Good Man and wouldn't Change Him for the World........

ME. How to Build a Lasting Relationship!....

Invert the letter M.

Sort!.... Today.
Pre-treat!....Tomorrow.
Wash!....Later.
Dry!....Soon.
Fold!....Maybe.

Iron!.....GET REAL.

The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 a Year, A Total of 87,600 by the Age 60.And the Most Common Lie is.....I'M FINE....