An Elderly Florida Lady did her Shopping,on returning to her car,she found four Males in the act of leaving with her Vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to shout at the top of her lungs"I have a gun,and I know how to Use it!Get out of the Car".
The four Men didn't wait for a second threat.They got out and ran like mad.
The Lady somewhat Shaken,then proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.She was that shaken she could not get the Key into the Ignition.
She tried and tried and then realised why.It was the same reason there was a football,a Frisbee and six bottles of Beer in the front passenger seat well.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces further on.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police Station to report her mistake.
The Sergeant to whom she told her story couldn't stop Laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the bench were four very pale men were reporting a car jacking by a Mad Elderly Women,described as white,less than five feet tall,glasses,curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
NO Charges were Filed!.....
The Moral of the Story.......If you are going to have a Senior moment....Make it a BIG one....
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