ashhat's blog post - Mystery Box

Sunday, March 17, 2019, 6:01:58 AM

Early last week, Lovehoney.com offered a mystery box flash sale. Eliminating the decision making process of adult toy selection, the purchase made great sense.
The unboxing was a bit of a surprise. Standing 8" tall, 7" insertable, boasting a sizable 6.5" diameter girth, this 2 lber is advertised as perfect for advanced play. It's unfortunate the veiny texture loses some of its luster because of the cheap molding material.

Time to get this thing out of the show room and take it for a test drive.

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Artistic on 17-Mar-19 18:35:46

Eek!!

Persephone_brown on 17-Mar-19 20:54:09

We looked at one of these mystery boxes, I think through Bondara, and I get the appeal but I am a bit fussy and we don’t have room for toys that won’t get used.

This raised another question - what can you do with random sex toys you don’t want? To which Mr counter questioned, How dildos are in landfill, you think?

Xx

ashhat on 18-Mar-19 3:38:26

We enjoyed our mystery toy. We began more cautious than normal. It required a bit more lube than normal. However, It was easy for me to grip, making it easier for me to use on the Mrs. According to her, she was pleasantly surprised and surpassed expectations. We will definitely be adding this to the set list.

Challenge accepted, Peresphone_Brown. The quest to provide unwanted sex toys a meaningful after life begins.

undisclosedid1 on 30-Jun-19 12:43:35

As far as getting rid of unwanted toys... I have always thought it a good idea to set them free in the river... That way they possibly provide laughs or even an uncomfortable learning moment if they are accidentally snagged by someone fishing :)