Damn women drivers! Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are........ This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a


Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,

It knocked
My Cell Phone Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Peter and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

..for tits out Friday!
Arizona Heat


and the birthday girl...... latin46

xxx from Marilyn and me

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the
astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew
walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked
a question.

His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in
the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to
the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got
all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the
astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA
official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and
told an underling to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The
NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his
father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed
uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and
played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long
and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to
the moon.

An official government translator was summoned. After he finally
stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."

I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, they remind me of some of my coworkers. They all hang together, half of the fuckers don't work,
and the ones that do aren't that bright.

ps MRI was negative. Brain was found tho - lol!
Seems I have muscle tension of the brain.
Full exam and blood work Saturday.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers.
I lost 3 friends this month. 2 60 y.o. to cancer
and an 81 y.o. You are right Pony, when the big guy
pulls your number, the tribe has spoken.......

Seems like my pics come up a red box for many, so I'll try this two ways.
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Dear NN friends,

My head has been hurting, not a headache but more like my brain.
Tomorrow I see the doctor and I'm calm but afraid. I've had a very healthy life up to this point, 56 years old. Saturday I attended a memorial for a 60 y.o. friend who just over a month ago went to the ER with stomach pains and was diagnosed with terminal cancer. They gave him one month and that is what he had almost to the day. I'm not saying of course that this is my worry but it does pray on you that the news could be bad. I am afraid for my wife and kids if something happens to me. Sorry to be babbling here but I am - lol! I wil let you know. Hopefully it will be some damn virus, sinus infection or ? that they can treat with antibiotics or something.
But just in case, thank you everyone - it's been fun!
xoxo
M