bt0005's Blog

I am greatly disappointed in Maryland. They have no weird sex laws.
Where in Hell would I get my blogs if all states were like that?

In Minnesota it is illegal for any man to have intercourse with a live fish.
Too bad Minnesota guys. You'll have to stick with dead fish. Reminds me of an ex-wife.

Having been up since one AM, I have been doing some reading and recollecting. And being in PM(Pervert mode), most of it is sexual. I am not a big believer in statistics. If you have one foot incased in ice and the other one in hot coals, statistically you are comfortable. But these figures are obtained by those who assume to be much more intelligent than I.
Thirty four percent of men and ten percent of women have lied to get sex. Now I find that very hard to believe. Women maybe. But a man lying to a woman? Never. Now I know that it is kind of hard to believe us at times. But I really do have ten inches. It's just that the women I've been with are near sighted and can’t really see it all. Seven percent of American women sleep in the nude. I could find nothing about American men or foreign men or women. I would say that the percentage would be higher in Europe. I would hope that the percentage would be higher. I sleep neeeekid. Nude is without clothes but artfully. Naked is without clothes because you like to be without clothing. Neeeekid is without clothing and up to something. A southern term. Besides, I love to spoon and it is a lot more fun neeeekid.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at twenty eight miles per hour. Now, the record for the one hundred yard dash is somewhere around twenty seven MPH. I guess that means that if you shot your load at the wrong time, it really could catch up with you.
Unobstructed, your penis is capable of twelve to twenty four inch spurts. I wouldn’t know this personally. I never masturbated. From the time I got my first eleven inch erection, I had women lined up to get it. And if I had whupped my mule in bed, my twelve inch pecker would have shot it over my head. You have to believe me. remember, men do not lie.
I guess that is enough figures for now. Later folks.
Tell a Viet vet, "Welcome home."
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their minds.

a test. Trying to post photo's in the blog.

Got a good friend to pose for me the other day. Go to my profile and meet Sweet Pea. She is a great model. Although she doesn't attempt to be sexy, she is, She enjoys modeling and has a great attitude. Hopefully, she will join NN. She has looked at it and seems to like it. Anyway, you'll be seeing more of her in the future.

https://youtu.be/SuR_ezAM6xA

I am proposing a new category for the photo section. I love humor. Especially cartoons of an adult nature or nude photo's with a humorous slant. But, as of now, there is now category for posting. So, I am proposing a new category called " Adult Humor." Who's with me on this?

You might be an exhibitionist if:
* you wear your daddy's belt as a mini dress.
* Pizza Hut delivers pizzas you never ordered just to see you open the door.
* Pizza is delivered by a busload of "trainees".
* you only wear panties when you're out of tampons.
* your string bikini is real string.
* the neighborhood boys like to play at your house and you don't even have any children.
* if you always put the gown on backwards when visiting the doctor.
* you never learned how to close your blinds.
* if you never have to go through the metal detector at the airport.
* if you believe masturbation is a spectator sport.
* if you undress for your physical in the doctor's waiting room.
* you think gymnasts could do so much more if they weren't weighed down with all those clothes.
* you don't pack any bags for a vacation.
* you've never used a dressing room.
* if you tried out your last vibrator before you bought it.
* if you tried out your last cucumber before you bought it.
* if you've ever used a rear view mirror to trim your pussy.
* if you've ever had to use the drive through because of the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign on the front door.
* if they've ever removed the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign so you could go inside.
* if you had to re-hem your cheerleading uniform because the skirt was too long.
* if your biology project included a live demonstration of the female anatomy.
* if you've ever gone skinny dipping in the wave pool at a water park.
* if you've ever driven to a nudist beach dressed for the beach.
* if you've ever given a shoe salesman a happy ending.
* if your pants are so tight they looked painted on it's because they are.
* if you dress for work after you get there.
* if your raincoat is a white sundress.
* if you wear a painted on swimsuit to the beach and use water based paint that washes off when wet.
* if your senior yearbook picture was published in Playboy.
* if an elevator is simply a changing room that moves.
* if you removed the vanity shield in front of your desk.
* if you believe the winner of strip poker is the one that's naked first.
* if you bet your clothes that the New York Yankees would win the Super Bowl.
* if you've requested to be strip searched while going through security.
* you show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring.
* you skirt is short enough that you don?t have to lift it to show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring.
* you get your bicycle shorts from a spray can.
* you wear your birthday suit all day long on your birthday.
* you wear your birthday suit whenever you go to someone else's birthday party.
* you wear your birthday suit even when the party is at school or work.
* you get sent home for showing up to school nude on pajama day, because that's what you wear to bed.
* you bought your prom dress at Victoria's Secret - in the lingerie department.
* you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress, and you didn't notice it.
* you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress and your guests were not surprised.
*you view the dress code for work or school as the maximum, not the minimum.
*you consider g strings to be granny panties.
*you don?t know what your cup size is because you?ve never owned a bra.

Looking for nudists in my general area. Naked season is close and I am looking for someone in this area that has enough private property to go nude in. I love being naked and around naked people. I am not looking for sex. OK. I'm a man. I'm always looking for sex but that is not why I am looking for this time. No sex necessary. Besides, at my age, I don't require much. Just want to be around naked people and be naked. Good conversation and company. sscd may be with me if she is home.
Rock Haven is over a hundred miles from here. I haven't been there in years. Last time I was there, it really wasn't single male friendly and I got tired of one of the owners following me around.