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chatnasty

age 67

Joined 10 years ago

Last login 8 hours ago

I have an inherant ability to jump tall buildings in a single bound but damed if it's not gett'in hard as hell to find a tellephone booth lately so don't be surprised if you call for superman and I show up naked. Guese I'm kinda humorous, or at least I'd like to think so. Could be a legend in my own mind, LOL! Tried comedy once but everybody just laughed at me, Oooops maybe I missed my calling. Love to put a smile on YOUR face!

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Hickory dickory dock three mice ran up the clock the clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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Stats

My NN Status:
I am:	Male
Age:	67
Sexual Preference:	Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:	Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	Independent
Member Since:	23-Jun-13
Last Logged In:	5-May-24
Location:	Oregon, United States

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About chatnasty

Star Sign:

Aries

Is Following:

luckyzx, luchas11

Is Looking For:

Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk,...

Interests:

Music, Nature, Dancing, Hiking / Camping

Other:

sex, masturbation, orgasms, nudity, orgies, (Did I say sex?), caming, nasty chat, dirty talk, clean talk about nasty chat, did I mention sex? naked women, clothed women, naked women with clothes on, clothed women with nothin on, I think I forgot sex, Oh! yeah and checkers LOL! Strip checkers?

Appearence

Race:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Athletic
Height:	5' 7" (170cm)
Weight:	150lbs (10st 10lbs) (68kg)
Eye Colour:	Hazel
Hair Colour:	Light Brown
Best Feature:	Chest
Pubic Hair:	Trimmed
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	None
Penis Length:	7" (17.8cm)
Circumcised:	No

Professional Life

Education:	School
Employment Status:	Full Time
Industry:	Other
Job Role:	Other

Lifestyle

Smoking:	No
Drinking:	Daily
Food Pref.:	Non-vegetarian
Religion:	Christian - Other
Sense Humour:	Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:	Shy
Personality:	Home body
Libido:	Rampant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	At a party with everyone watching. At first it was so intimidating that I had difficulty maintaining an erection so I made up My mind to focus on the beautiful woman riding my cock and all those eyes watching us became a mega turn on. Dam straight and hard too, (if you get my drift).

Favourites

Movie:	titanic
Actor/Actress:	Kelley Preston
Book:	Hustler
Author:	uncle pervie
Song:	what is love
Band:	Pink
TV Show:	2 & 1/2 men
Sport:	sex
Drink:	beer
Food:	lobster
Pastime:	masturbating
Thing:	pussy
Sex Position:	all of em twice
Person I'd like to Fuck:	YOU!

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	multible orgasms
What Makes Me Sad:
	premature ejaculation
What Makes Me Mad:
	Definate destination with inaccurate directions on how to arrive.
My Bad Habits:
	drinking, smoking and cousing. Son of a bitch I just spilled my beer reachin 4 a cigarette.
My Final Thoughts:
	If I ran NN... There'd b free pussy for everyone including me!

Comments

Runningmate :

Hello

(100 days ago)

pinkpuslovescocks :

First: it wouldn't let me answer the question, "are you naked ?" Yes, I always get naked before I log on NN as a rule ! Second: you have a HUGE THICK cock. I want to suck it so bad I can taste it ! mmmmmgod yessssss !

(116 days ago)

chatnasty : Party naked!

(4 years ago)