clittylicker's blog post - One of life's mysteries

Wednesday, January 30, 2008, 2:45:07 AM

You know those lil plastic clip thingies that come on a loaf of sliced bread?

Well, what happens to them as soon as you open a loaf??? They always immediately disappear, never to be seen again!!!

My theory is that they are an alien life form, gathering in some remote corner of the world; when they have a big enough army gathered, they will wreak their terrible vengeance on mankind!

Beware the plastic bread clip thingies!!!! The day is nigh!!!

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Others Have Said:

mdguy on 30-Jan-08 2:51:00

You're supposed to reuse them at least once. :p

clittylicker on 30-Jan-08 2:53:07

I would, MD, if they didnt immediately disappear!!!

Benjie Thai on 30-Jan-08 3:19:14

They are in the same zone that LBs socks are. Perhaps having battle.

~wench~ on 30-Jan-08 3:32:55

honey...u need to go back to work...far to much time on ya hands freddy me boy! :) xxxx

BarefootBabe on 30-Jan-08 3:37:35

I always find them when the bread is finished

hapyjacq on 30-Jan-08 3:39:25

i think the kids take em bust em in half and fling em ... just hook it under your nail and flick it.. try it it's fun... :))

MichiGal on 30-Jan-08 3:47:59

they go where all the socks go !!

Cidknee on 30-Jan-08 3:56:06

lol.
oddly enough.. i know where they are located. They used to be a client of mine, they supply all of them for all of canada and the us. They have plants in europe and middle east too... they make all of em. NEAT factory. Only 20 employees too. If ya want the name...ask me

mdguy on 30-Jan-08 4:05:07

Are you performing magic tricks with your bread, clitty? Tsk tsk tsk! :)

tight_wet_lips on 30-Jan-08 5:01:12

They go and join your socks.

Wodja on 30-Jan-08 7:25:41

oooooo .... im not worried about the bread clippy thingies.

Man has done a much worse deed than the bread thingies.... "The TV Remote".. when you push those buttons a SPRAY of remotes comes out... and only ONE is needed to change the channel... the rest are lurking OUT there.......

sir fukalot on 7-Feb-08 10:34:49

If you were able to ask Douglas Adams, he'd probably tell you the bread clips are living in sin with the biros.....