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Thursday, January 24, 2008, 8:57:12 AM- Ain't love grand? | ||||||
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears and she is very impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking: 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips, he responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly: 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf' | ||||||
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Monday, January 21, 2008, 3:28:00 AM- OK, my turn! lol | ||||||
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Oooooh yes. 2. Have you ever fantasized about someone on your friends list? Hehehe, of course 3. Have you ever seen anyone on your friends list on webcam? Yes 4. Have you ever spoken on the phone with someone on your friends list Yes(terday) 5. Have you ever met in person someone on your friend's list? Yes 6. Have you ever accidentally prv'd someone in chat by accident? Ummmmmmm, yes 7. Have you ever been in a hot and steamy prv with someone in chat and had the other person suddenly go, leaving your last raunchy statement posted publicly in the room? Haven’t we all? 8. Have you even been carrying on two different naughty chats while in the NN chatroom? I LOVE 3somes! 9. Have you ever been in NN chat while talking to someone physically in the same room as you are in while on the computer? Yes 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? All of the above 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? As a friend yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Most of them 13. Love or money? Love of course, but money’s good too 14. Credit cards or cash? Cash 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? Yes, but I divorced her eventually! hehehe 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Hotel, camping is for boy scouts 17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? Bondi Beach 18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? Yep (well, how much u offering?) 19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes 20. Ever been to a bar? Yes 21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes. 22. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes. 23. Favorite alcoholic drink? Rum I guess 24. Had sex in a movie theater? No 25. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes 26. Have you ever had sex at work? Yes 27. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 28. Bought something from an adult store? Yes 29. Have you been caught having sex? Yes, by my Mother in Law 30. Does anyone have naughty pics of u? lmao, I post pics on NN ffs!! 31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Hahahaha, yes 32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Everybody | ||||||
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Thursday, January 17, 2008, 10:24:19 AM- Ain't life grand? | ||||||
I'm definitely coming back in my next life as a cat. By the way, did I read somewhere that all ginger cats are male? Hmm, well Tong is the exception then! | ||||||
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008, 6:37:48 AM- Mmmm | ||||||
Home at last. Still basking in the glow from last night. That first luvvin after two months away is always THE BEST feelin in the world. hehehehehe | ||||||
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Saturday, January 12, 2008, 4:17:16 AM- Woohoo!! | ||||||
Only another two days & the big yellow kerosene budgie will be coming to get me outa here & take me home!! Home by Monday night, looking forward to getting back into chat on Tuesday. Woohoo!! | ||||||
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Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:49:28 AM- The BBC again | ||||||
I just love the BBC, they always manage to uncover the really BIG news items from around the world. bahahahaha [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm[/url] | ||||||
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 8:51:06 AM- I'm rich!!!!! | ||||||
Hahahahahaha, just received this email! I thought the West Africans were the only ones using this sort of scam, looks like the French have started now!! THE FOUNDATION DE FRANCE(FDF) http://www.fdf.org 16 Rue Lanterne, Lyon 69001, France. The Foundation De France(FDF) would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. The FDV, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community development. In conjunction with the ECOWAS, UNO and the EU, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$1,350,000.00 (One Million, Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) each to 100 lucky recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. This is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development strategy. The objective is to make a notable change in the standard of living of people all around the Universe (From America to Europe, Asia to Africa and all around), probably like in the next 20yrs. Kindly note that you will only be choosen to receive the donation once, which means that subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again. Take time and thought in spending the donation wisely on something that will last you a long time. Recipients are only eligible to be awarded this donation once. Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were elected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,350,000.00 as charity donations/aid from the Foundation De France, ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament. (Note that all beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites or a shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from). You are required to contact the Executive Secretary below, for qualification documentation and processing of your claims. After contacting our office, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (FDF-444-6647-9163) in all discussions. Executive Sec. Mr. Martino Nino Email: martinonino_fdf001@yahoo.fr Please note that these donations/Grants are strictly administered by the EU, ECOWAS, UNO. You are by all means hereby advised to keep this whole information confidential until you have been able to collect your donation, as there have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to beneficiaries informing third parties about his/her donation. Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than 10 days after notification. Failure to do so will mean cancellation of that beneficiary and its donation will then be reserved for next year's recipients. On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations. Regards. Mrs. Claudia Lauren And no, I didn't reply! hahaha | ||||||
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Sunday, January 6, 2008, 5:54:57 AM- Yep......... | ||||||
I'm still alive. Still floating around out here in the Gulf of Thailand. This is what we did yesterday to keep ourselves amused: lifted this brand new 778 Metric Ton oil platform and installed it in roughly the right place. lol Only another 6 days and I'm outa here, going home!! Woohoo!!! *Edit* mmmm, on top of Perky. This is getting better all the time!! hehehe | ||||||
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008, 10:58:05 AM- Still out here | ||||||
Would ya believe it? Last night, New Years Eve of all nights, I worked till 11pm, then had to get up at 3:30am for a "key" phase of the job, worked till 10am, then the weather gods got angry again, so it looks like we'll be sitting here with our thumbs up our arses for another 4 days or so before we can start work again. Oh well, not too long to go now & I'll be home partying. hehehehe | ||||||
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Monday, December 31, 2007, 3:27:16 AM- 2007/2008 | ||||||
13 and a half hours to go here! To all my friends on NN, a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year. May all your wishes come to fruition. Another great year of happy perving and making many new friends to u all! | ||||||
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